Vanderpump Rules, Season 6

The trailer is out!

But the real question is, when will Tom Sandoval come out?

I see some same sex male kissing in that trailer, but I can't tell who is kissing whom.

The one consistent thing about these trailers is that Schwartzy simulates sucking another guy's cock - once again. This time it's Jax. Last season it was Sandoval. lol

Schwartzy is too nice for that show.

Is Schwartz pregnant yet?

(I assume Katie fucks him.)

Are Schwatzy and Tequila Katy still together?

This fall/summer the internet was aflame with 'marital discord' happening between the two.

[quote] Are Schwatzy and Tequila Katy still together?

Lets just say they have an "open" marriage.

This is totally NSFW, but I think that the guy getting fucked here totally looks like Tom Sandoval.

Yay or Nay?

Tom's cock and hole pics surfaced last year, ugly bumpy hole and skinny dick.

Link please please please R8!

Which Tom, R8? Sandoval or Schwartz?

I've seen Tom at the gym, super small guy (short/petite) and super gay looking.

Simulating an ear fucking...

The gayest straight best friends ever!

Did it look like this, R8?

Oh look another Vanderpump appearance at Pride. Her pandering is obvious and frankly makes me really sympathize with BLM about the corporatization of Pride.

No, Lisa's involvement with Pride predates her TV shows.

Oh, and FUCK BLM and their attempts to sabotage and coopt Pride events.

Another round of coked out, nasal Jax?

Schwartz is so cute, I just can't stand it.

I love watching the preview where Jax whips a cell phone at the wall and smashes it. Then Schwartz looks around for a bit, and says, "Was that my phone? I'm gonna need that."

Rofl. He's adorable.

Did anyone see the cast photo with pepaw Ken standing there? LMFAO.

Lisa has been involved with Pride for years. Definitely before the show. She donates $ and time to LGBT causes. I don't get that hate for her.

The location of Pump was like a Bermuda Triangle for decades. Nothing would stay in business there.

I respect her a lot for opening a dog rescue shelter on Melrose, and constantly bringing up her support for gay issues in mainstream interviews.

She could easily live a selfish life and focus on no one other than herself like most celebrities do.

No people of color still? Fuck this shit.

Sooooo happy LaLa Kent is returning to stir up The Shit! (She gets the joke!)

You know for a fact that TomTom discuss how hot she is behind Katie's and Adrianna's backs.

Earlier today I'd caught an episode of VPR Season 1. Before his facial surgeries and booze bloat and weight gain, Jax was good looking then.

I love that when the trailer says, "There are a lot of skanks in this town" it immediately cuts to the only shot of Kristin in the whole thing.

I love that some people still believe this is real.

Scripted series with pretty bad acting...yuk.

Vanderpump Rules: The Golden Years!

Tom & Tom is the real love couple. VR is my guilty pleasure. Badly written and acted, cast too old for their parts yet I cannot help watching if it's on. I never try to watch it but if it's on I'll watch the entire episode but just because of guys. They could get rid off the women and hire more men, openly gay this time.

Sandoval is annoying cry baby. He would be much happier if he lived with the other Tom and they would openly be who they are.

I find Sandoval entertaining; he's a drama queen and more womanly than most women (and certainly most women on that show), but he seems like a genuinely good guy. I love it when someone is picking on the other Tom and Sandoval gets all emotional and cries. He's a nice counter balance to the other Mean Girl shit that goes on.

[quote]No people of color still?

At one point the manager of Pump was a black guy, Robertson or something. He was shown last year speaking in French with Lisa about how disrespectful James was.

R34 I agree. Sandoval isn’t smart but nice. Too nice and decent comparing to the girls.

I love me some Schwartzy! Though he's a dumb as a box of rocks, he's still adorable.

I think Sandoval is annoying - amplified when he's with insufferable Ariana - but I can't hate on the guys on the show. They are the least homophobic "straight" guys I've seen.

Jax and Sandoval are probably bi and been with guys, but still there are lots of bi/straight guys who are complete assholes. I know very few, almost zero, hetero-leaning guys who aren't bigoted when you get to know them.

I am the only drama kweeeeeeen, bitches!!!!!

Katie had experienced a near-fatal accident a few years ago (2009), seriously. She'd fallen 25 feet through a skylight, where the side of her face / head had taken the majority of the impact upon landing.

She still has facial scars as a result of her accident, and her face is slightly asymmetrical because of it.

R39 He needs a strong stable guy with whom he can live happy everafter.

r38, Jax hasn't "probably" been with guys. He definitely has been. His former sugar daddy has appeared on the show.

Agree with R43 and Jax's mens:

He's the only male of the series who has gone through/lusted after a number, a number of women. (Thou doth protest too much.)

Schwartz: one; Sandoval: two; Peter: one; Frank (remember him?): one . . . Jax: Stassi, Kristin, Laura-Leigh, Tiffany, Missy, Lovely LaLa, the Pricilla Presley Wanna-be --- and soon, more.

Yummmmm, Peter. Huge uncut pinga, stinky with cheese, 8” long and 6” around by the tape.

Peter was, and still perhaps is, the hottest of the guys...especially in his sexy pirate days.

Schwartz is the cutest guy.

Lisa took Peter's hand and led him into her elegantly appointed bedroom. "I've just come directly from SUR. I should shower first. Freshen up," he said.

Lisa smiled. "You're fresh enough."

As she lay back langorously on a satin chaise longue, her pink peignoir opened, allowing for a tantalizing flash of creamy thigh and, above, the mons pubis.

Peter knelt down next to the chaise, parted her legs, and buried his face in her sweet snatch. He hungrily tongued her cunthole before moving up to her quivering clit. He surrounded it with his mouth, simultaneously sucking her clit and flicking it with his tongue.

Lisa threw her head back forcefully against a satin pillow as the first wave of pleasure overtook her. She seized his long, silky hair as he increased the intensity of his sucking, sending Lisa into a frenzied series of uncontrollable orgasms.

That's such bullshit, R47. It was a PINK satin pillow -

"The Pleasures of Peter"

Part 2: Lisa ne cesse de jouir

"Oh, God, I'm coming, I'm coming! I can't stop coming!"

Lisa collapsed against the cool satin upholstery as Peter held her trembling buttocks, one cheek in each hand. He continued gently kissing and nuzzling her cunny, inhaling the hot smell of her sex.

She grasped Peter's hair and tugged, moving his face away from her steaming snatch. Still gripping his soft curls, Lisa suddenly stood, pulling him up with her.

"There's a lot to be said for a man with long hair. Now...take off your clothes. Every stitch...slowly, while I watch."

Peter grinned eagerly and began slowly unbuttoning his damp, black shirt.

Coming soon: "The Pleasures of Peter" Part 3: Lisa's Suspicions

I thought Katie fell through the skylight when she was a kid?

I think I'm going to faint after reading R47 and R49.

[quote] Sandoval is annoying cry baby. He would be much happier if he lived with the other Tom and they would openly be who they are

Haha, Katie said as much. "Why didn't you just marry Sandoval!" rofl That's in the upcoming season.

Did anyone watch the premiere tonight?

47&49 forgot to mention jiggy & Miss Ken we’re watching.

Oddly it's on Bravo and E! simultaneously.

What is the fanbase for this show? 40yo's acting like they are teenagers?

So Scheana is on the outs with Katie and Stassi again?

Funny how the minute Stassi comes back, the toxicity level of the show goes way up.

I hate Stassi.

If I were Lisa, I wouldn't trust Sandoval with running a dog kennel, much less an upscale bar. Even with only his best friend present, he couldn't pronounce common words like comfortable and nostalgia.

This was a pretty good first episode.

I feel bad for Faith, the way that Sandoval referred to her... "he's sleeping with... FAITH???"" As if to say, "ew, gross!"

She looks much better now than she did a few years ago.

So does this mean that Jax and Brittany broke up? I'm so confused.

Faith seemed to be telling the truth, so if it really happened, then Brittany should be gone by now.

My favorite part of the episode was when Sandoval and Ariana were getting ready for Scheana's party.

Tom was saying how he feels like George Washington in his fancy shirt, and Ariana looked at him and said, "George Washington's gay friend." rofl

Coincidentally, Tom was bending over on the bed when Ariana said that.

This show is so fucking campy.

R60 Ariana seems to know Tom prefers the male companion

Ariana knows she is more butch than her boyfriend.

The whole restaurant narrative seems a little too obviously staged. I think they need better actors. Scheana really is an idiot. Where was Lala? Did she have another modeling job on a yacht?

Love how Ariana's entire contribution to the episode and new season is her haircut, and she spent the hour mugging in front of a mirror.

Arianna is really pretty, love her new haircut. Did anyone see the quick flash of James making out with a dude?

I can't with the loons talking about this as if these storylines are real. LMFAO!

LaLa returns!

A couple of seasons past, she was talking in her on-camera 'confessional' about how she and James had finally had a 'drunken hook-up.' She said he'd blamed her for his inability to 'perform.' She, The Lovely LaLa, attired in a clingy, nearly transparent dress, visually scanned her dress/body, then looked at the camera, and asks, "I mean . . . would you?"

LaLa Rules!

[quote] Did anyone see the quick flash of James making out with a dude?

Yeah, and his "best mate" is a gay guy.

I'm pretty sure that James is heteroflexible. After all, he's British!

James teasing his 'best mate' with the celebratory arrival of that clueless chick!

LOL!

James will be getting the gay edit this season, it seems.

James was bff and roommates with Sandoval. Nuff said.

Sandoval and Ariana took the next big step... and bought a CREDENZA together.

MARY!

Poor Britney!

May Jax rot in hell! What is to become of the dogs?

I dont feel bad for Britney. What did she expect from Jocks.

Schwartz looked so happy with his arm around Peter.

R75 Was Sandoval angry because of it?

Brittany knew who she was dating. Did she think she'd be the woman to change him?

R77 yes, she did. She said she thought he changed. She isn't very bright, that's why I feel bad for her. They are back together, which also shows that she isn't very bright.

Tom/Tom had another "moment" together on the show, tears flowing down and all. They are so cute together.

Sandoval learned he likes to be whipped, which I'm sure he deserves.

YASSS, Miss Tom! Cry those tears and let that makeup run! Oscars are coming!

I don't think Jax is gay. If he were gay, he'd be cheating with men, not women.

Jax doesn't strike me as gay, he could be bi. He is just a horndog.

Jax is a whore. He'd sleep with men for money/support. Tom & Tom are bi but their most tender feelings are reserved for men, not gash.

Jax did sleep with men for support. Remember when the cast met his former sugar daddy, who still had a naked picture of Jax hanging in his home?

R82, I noticed that right away on this last episode, and I NEVER notice things like that.

Sandoval must have had that makeup caked on, for it to run down his face like that.

It was very, very obvious.

It was bronzer according to Ariana

"According to sources, Jax Taylor definitely cheated on Brittany Cartwright, but when Brittany tried to break up with him, Vanderpump Rules producers made them stay together for the show."

I know hes a creep but I felt bad for Jax on Watch What Happens. I wanted to console him. And let him fuck me.

R82 He shouldn’t wear make up because he cries often.

First of all, I think this is all bull shit. I don't believe the relationship was ever more than a storyline and potential spinoff.

Aren’t any of you going to think about the poor, comatose 95 year old?

r94, what does Ken have to do with it?

I love the DL nicknames bestowed upon Jax and Brittany: "Elvis and 'Cilla."

LaLa Kent returns to SUR tonight, bitches!

Did Kristen really eat Brittany's pussy?

If so, then she has no cause for complaint about Jax cheating.

Why is it okay for her to hook up with Kristen (of all people), but Jax can't do the same.

Utter double-standard bullshit.

I just saw that Tom/Tom cry fest. These two are so in love.

The reason LVP is pissed at Tom/Tom's reluctance to invest in her more recent restaurant scam is because she'd discovered those 'sweet boys' have hired attorneys, ones who are sleazier than she and her attorneys.

Arianna riding a 'Rent-a-Horse' in the Equestrian competition! LOL!

R100 you must make up the narrative as you watch. It's like my great-grandmother watching soaps.

Currently viewing the Bravo marathon on New Year's Day!

All are so youthful, svelte, lean, and attractive 5 years ago.

What the hell happened to Jax's face between season 1 and now?

I forgot about Scheana's tragic singing career (and Ariana as her back up dancer!)

Her singing career was as good as gold!

R104 I know!! When they show the flashbacks to season 1 you see how bloated he’s gotten and how much he’s lost his looks.

Love comparing LVP's face in the earlier episodes to the more recent episodes: she's discovered facial fillers! In this season's VPR, only her lips move when she speaks.

Stassi looked better with slightly darker hair. LVP is just looking like a granny. Jax is a bloated pig, he was so cute about 10 years ago.

Seeing Stassi in her old role as Head Bitch in Charge on that show really makes you realize how far she's fallen.

I love that Jax's new name this season is "Jax You Piece of Shit."

Wonder how many guys Schwartzy has sucked off and then "forgotten doing it."

Can someone please put LaLa out of our misery? Her cunty "If you're not ugly and have tits, you can fly private" comment made me wanna drive to WeHo, walk into SUR, and hit her in the face. God, she's the very definition of C-U-N-T.

So basically Arianna admits that she doesn't have sex with Tom. LMAO.

[quote] So basically Arianna admits that she doesn't have sex with Tom

Maybe Tom's busy having sex with Arianna's cute brother, Jeremy. He moved back in with them again!

I think that Jeremy is adorable.

I hope Schwartzy doesn't get jealous...

Britney sure has a violent streak. I'm waiting to read a story in TMZ about the police being called to Jax and Britney's WeHo apartment for a domestic violence incident.

Jeremy definitely does not keep clean hole.

lol R117. And you know this how?

Ariana's hair makes the show.

Ariana is frigid or possibly a lesbian? Any comments on the scene with Lala where she said she doesn't want anyone touching her vagina? or a D in her V. Lala's like what?

R120 Well, that made me understand Sandoval's attraction to her. She can't stand anyone in or near her vag so he's off the hook. He didn't sleep with Kristen either, she often said.

Someone--Katie?--remarked tonight that the two Toms are the ones who should be married. DL has been saying that for years!

Is there anyone who actually believe this show is real anymore?

Well, there are real relationships. I mean two have gotten married and Jax and Brit are living together. Katie got fat. That is all realish.

They all really work at the restaurant. Online reviews of SUR mention them. Apparently Lisa is also at PUMP and SUR a lot so she's not leaving it all to others.

I believe in an after the show interview, Ariana said she was "gender fluid" - so I assume she & Tom have some kind of open relationship.

[quote] Ariana is frigid or possibly a lesbian?

I'm guessing she's a lesbian.

Tom was crushing hard on Scheana's boyfriend Rob, and Ariana had stars in her eyes when talking to Lala.

They are both clearly attracted to the people of the same sex. That's the real reason they don't have sex with each other anymore.

I am starting to believe this R126...remember when Tom called the Kristin/Brittany hook up the WeHo handshake?

I thought Ariana said she's bi??

I love how in this last episode, that LaLa cunt was going on about "empowering women," when in the previous episode, she proudly proclaimed that because she's pretty and has tits, she gets to fly on private jets.

God, I hate that bitch.

What is Kristen's purpose on this show, other than to show up at other peoples' parties and talk shit? I don't get why they even have her on anymore. I say dump her and make that hot SUR manager, Peter, a regular.

Peter got fat. Lala's kitty can take a D.

I used to like LaLa in her underdog role with the Sur Mean Girls, but now she is truly grotesque. Even James seems sane & reasonable compared to her.

I'm currently viewing the episode rerun with LaLa and Ariana 'bonding' in the dress shop.

Two observations, straight up: Ariana is getting ready to use the "Liquor License" she's been harboring her entire life'; and LaLa was either 'abused' during her formative years, or she's truly 'A Hoo-er, Darlin'!' : " . . . I thank my hands because they give great 'Hand Jobs'; I thank my 'Little Kitty Kat' because . . . "

(In this episode, her 'confessional,' LaLa actually credits her mother for instilling her with this shit. Also, LaLa's new Nose Job: the tip of her new nose "lists" to the left. Very distracting. I stare.)

Yes Lala is highly sexualized, probably was abused, she will end up doing porn.

Poor Sandy-vol just needs to be held by a big strong man.

R134 Yep; if LaLa thinks self-affirmations that praise her hands for giving her the ability jack guys off and praise her vagina for being able to adequately accommodate any number of penises are some kind of feminist empowerment routines, she's so much more ignorant than I had originally thought.

I love La La. “So, just BLOWIES? Hand jobs?”

They all seem a bit long in the tooth for this. Except James. He’s like a gossipy old lady but the only real person on the show. I say Ariana will come out.

Ariana and Tom arent' nearly as interesting or hot as they thing they are.

Kristen is responsible for the show's existence actually, as least as far as the cast goes. Before she moved over to Sur, she used to work at Lisa's Beverly Hills restaurant, where she introduced Stassi and Jax, who eventually became the focus of the first season. And she became roommates with both Toms after answering an ad on craigslist.

If Britney's staying with Jax, it's for the money and the fame. "I know I should leave him, but if I do, it's back to Kentucky to live my white trash, 4-times married Christian mom who really wants to be famous, too."

R142 No - money from appearing on the show.

I just want an episode featuring that hunky SUR manager, Peter. He's so damn cute and seems to be about the only person working at that shithole restaurant who actually WORKS! And he knows how to handle his liquor.

They introduced a transgender hostess who's been cast as LaLa's only friend. Look for some major shit to go down with them this season.

you mean Billie Lee? Maybe Lala will sample some of that kitty kat?

LaLa looks like she's aged 10 years; she was always beautiful in a trampy way, but now she looks old and hard. It's hard to believe she's 10-15 years younger than the other woman.

Strangely enough though, James Kennedy actually looks better.

R147 LaLa's pussy had better take all the dick it can while it's still possible, because she's not aging well, and in 5 years, she's gonna look like a used leather baseball glove.

Lala's hot for sure, but she's a fool if she thinks her "man" isn't going to fuck around with other chicks. He was married with kids when they met, and obviously has enough money to buy anything he wants, including women and sex.

Of course Peter is into something flaky like Reiki. Oh well, maybe he's also into 6-hour sessions of tantric sex.

Damn we have to wait until next week for the James is bi storyline.

[quote] we have to wait until next week for the James is bi storyline

I can actually tell you now, if you want.

Pride episode tonight which is fun every year. (Well not last year because the parade coincided with the Pulse nightclub terrorism.)

R32 read R26. She tried to get Robertson to join the cast of VP Rules permanently.

Faith, who's also black, is the catalyst for much of the drama this season.

Christ like we would believe James would hook up with Logan? I would believe Jax but not this queen.

This whole "gay James" plot looks even more artificial than most of the VP storylines lately. While I think James is as gay as a goose, I'm not buying that he's hooked up with that chicken-necked friend.

And Brittany should've gone for that hot waiter at the outdoor movie theater. He was helluva lot hotter than that bloated, sweaty mess she's living with.

Aging (and drugs) are a bitch.

It's odd. The season was completed before the Weinstein mess and #metoo took off, but for a time it looked like the show had captured the zeitgeist of this moment in time. The girls were banding together in support of each other and tolerating no bullshit from men.

Until the chicks started sniping at each other again.

I loved Jax;s reactions to that Brittany's heffer 4x divorced mother popping in. Hilarious!

Pretty sure Brittany's mom wants to sleep with Jax no? Remember her biggest concern about him was that he was gay though. Probably ignored the cheating rumors

Brittany's mom is the epitome of trailer trash - a Christian woman married 4 times with a spray tan and no cerebral matter.

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LaLa and her Weinstein-looking boyfriend.

R166 It's true love, don't ya know?

Is he even THAT rich? It's creepy how much she looks like his (ex?) wife. And he's got the knock-knee stance.

The ape terrorizing NJ is scary.

James is so fucking adorable.

He's such a little asshole, but you can't help but be attracted to him. He has an x-factor charisma.

I can see why Logan is so hot for him.

So the show description said, "Lisa rewards Peter for years of loyal service," but I missed that. What did she do? I only saw her give him a shot of tequila.

R171 That was it. She really went out of her way to honor his service.

That whole James-Logan story was such ridiculous BS. I hope they paid Logan a good sum of money to play the role of the pathetic gay guy longing for the hot "straight" guy.

Of course, Brittany's white trash mom was going to bless the Britanny-Jax relationship. I'm sure she pulled Brittany aside and said, "Baby girl, this show is my...er...your...er...our meal ticket! Stick with Jax and you and me ain't ever gonna have to go back to Kentucky again!"

I still can't believe these are people pushing 40 arguing and gossiping about who hooked up. I mean even when we know it's fake, it's ridiculous.

Omg r166, I thought that was actually Weinstein with LaLa!

R165 So basically Scheana's an idiot.

Jax's decline in looks is an abomination.

I want to suck Rob's cock.

Is that so wrong?

Rob is Amber Valletta's brother

Scheana is mentally ill, isn't she?

Rob is damned hot, and according to Scheana, he has a nice cock too.

I don't blame her for trying to hang on to him.

I want him in me quite deeply...

R183 you want every guy mentioned on DL in you quite deeply

Damned hot?

I see Rob Valletta has started posting here.

Scheana's desperation to hold onto Rob was so palpable it's a wonder he didn't get a restraining order against her.

Rob doesn't look that hot on the show. Damn Lala went from a hot black football player to that? I sure hope he has loads of money.

Lala could have any straight guy she wanted, but her ex-football player boyfriend is not hot, surprisingly.

I love how that Beverly Leslie thing jumped from an appearance on RHOBH to VR rules last week. That queen really wants some visibility!

No, the other Beverly Leslie. The publisher of that Beverly Hills rag.

It's always odd to me how they are all quick to say how *real* everything is but then call out production. For example, Jax claims production held him from arriving at the party to make it seem as if he was later than he was. Granted that could be an excuse, but if it was true, is he required to stand there and take Lisa's nasty words? Or is he just supposed to "act" along with production?

That tranny girl Billie they're featuring so much lately must have a thyroid problem. Her eyes look like they're about ready to pop out of her head. Every time they show her talking to someone, she looks like she's hearing incredibly shocking news.

Shaena is fucking psycho with this Rob guy. How many times is she going to say that he's a MAN. Makes me think he's gay.

Why is Jax shaving his head now?

Can Stassi not see that Patrick is just another total douchebag with a man bun? And did her "friends" tell her that he said he doesn't care if she bangs other guys which means that he's banging other girls?

Am I the only person that notices Lala's obvious cocaine habit? She doesn't shut the hell up and acts all gangster when she's doing coke. She also doesn't drink all that much, yet she's up super late "partying" with everyone else. And she does that weird thing with her mouth constantly.

Brittany is still very nice, but dumb hick from wherever gave her that accent.

Why are they focusing so much on Arianna and her vaginas that she apparently hates so much? Does she not realize what a weirdo she is? Does Sandoval realize what a weirdo she is? Is Kristin laughing her ass off?

Jax is a pussy. He had to have someone save him from drowning about 50 yards from shore.

2018 Season's Observations:

Adriana is closeted (no mens no touchy my thang!); Ken no longer knows where he is (unless Lisa cues him); LaLa's new nose job lists to the left; and Kevin and Logan are absolutely right on, respectively. Poor Raquel, who is dumber than a box of Jax's being dumber-than-a-box-of rocks.

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R197 One big problem with your theory. On RHOBH, Lisa wears décolleté dresses with neck and tits exposed.

There are OTC skin-tightening products, which are temporary. Lisa sells them out every trip.

I didn't know Lisa sells skin tightening products. Link?

Below, Ariana tells, among other things, about her brother and the SUR tranny hooking up.

r198, how do you know how much body hair he has?

It was really shocking to see how dumpy Jax has become. I'm not sure if it is due to his widening girth but even his arms looked short. Lala actually looks cute and 5 years younger without make up. Actually most of the girls do. Scheana is just a pathetic excuse for a human being. Racquel is so dumb I feel bad for her. Billie Lee really does have buggy eyes but she loves her vagina.

Is Valletta really the "success" they make him out to be?

I think that Rob Valletta is super hot, and Scheana has already said that he has a big dick.

I'd ride him in a second!

If you look at Rob Valetta's IMDB, he is a 3rd rate actor and has produced two shitty things. He is not a huge success. His sister was a huge model in the 90's. He ain't all that hot either. He probably has rich parents.

The only way to get rid of Jax's bunions is to have them painfully sliced off surgically.

In answer to r206's question...

So Rob apparently owns this lake house in Big Bear, but before everyone left, they had to clean it up like it was an Air BnB rental, then Scheana gave out some explanation like, "Well, he doesn't live here year round, so he rents it out." I call BS. It was an Air BnB rental all along.

It certainly looked cheap^^. He may own it but like most people, he can't really afford it so he rents it. It makes sense as an investment but I wasn't impressed with either Big Bear Lake -the lake was kind of murky- or his house.

Does Rob really own it? Or does he own it for a few weekends a year because it's a time share?

The show didn't sell me on Big Bear either - especially everyone in their own rooms hearing what was going on inside and outside the house.

If it were a rental they wouldn't have taken the sheets to be cleaned.

R215 They just stripped the beds and washed the sheets. You do that with rentals all the time.

So they don't wash the blankets after they were used by someone else?

That is so disgusting.

Why bother washing the sheets and pillowcases, if you're going to put a filthy blanket that has never been washed, right on top?

I've never heard of a time share or rental that expects you to wash the linens.

Rob probably owns the place and rents it when he's not using it. That's pretty common these days.

Rob's family (sister) owns the Big Bear house. Rob is the "Maintenance Man."

Currently watching the VPR marathon; specifically, Katie's and Schwartz's wedding episode.

Beautiful setting; I would have loved to have been there. (Sandoval steals the show with his breaking into a 'Robot' dance during the recessional to their wedding reception.)

Arianna and Tom S. are bearding for each other. This year she's admitted she's shell-shocked at the mere thought of a man seeing/touching her V.; she's also stopped having sex with him, with which Tom appears to be fine; and she's adamant about not marrying him. The Tom's have better chemistry than Tom and Adrianna.

Otherwise, why would one's partner continue to play "Hard to Get" in a committed relationship, and why would the other partner continue to put up with it?

That business with Ariana & her V is weird, especially considering other cast members like Lala considers her V the HOV lane. I kept thinking about the D line "does her pussy stink?"

Ariana showed off her new botox and lip injections on WWHL this week. She and Tom are so basic and uninteresting. I don't know why they've gotten so much screen time this season, Kristen has barely been shown.

Like her or not, she's the one who brought the show together. She met Tom and Tom as roommates through craigslist. She introduced Stassi to Jax and Katie to Tom.

I think the Ariana vagina insecurity thing is just an excuse.

It's not that she doesn't want anyone near her vagina. She just doesn't want MEN near her vagina.

As for women, that's fine with her.

Because she's a LESBIAN.

Are we sure Sandoval doesn't have a vagina?

BRAVO is running a Season 1 marathon of VPR, and it's crazy.

Kind of surreal seeing Tom Sandoval and Kristen Doute as a couple. Same for Jax and Stassi. It seems like ages ago.

Stassi's rebound boyfriend Frank, was hot.

After watching the season one marathon, it's clear who was on coke and who wasn't.

They were all so skinny that first season, but I guess Bravo put in a no-drug clause in their contracts, so they had to quit.

Tom Sandoval, Tom Schwartz, Kristen, and Scheana all look the same now, so I'm guessing that none of them were using.

Stassi, Jax, and Katie all gained a ton of weight after season one, so I'm guessing that they were the coke heads.

The new episode starts in 2 minutes of the Left Coast. It's the episode where all the VR's ladies make fun of Arianna's hanger-on brother, Jeremy, calling him "Weird." Sandoval (Ariana) is pisssssssed!

This season it has become more and more apparent Ken doesn't know where he is much of the time. Last season he had many more "lines" (dialogue); whereas, this year his engagement is limited to Lisa's propping a dog in his arms while telling him to nod, every now and then.

The new guy Adam that they're trying to Brittney up with, is HOT!

He needs to join the show! I want to see him get together with Brittney and drive Jax insanely jealous.

That would be very interesting to watch, next season.

Ken clearly has alzheimers or dementia; he shuffles around and has a completely blank look on his face. Why does she keep trotting him out of the camera? Aren't Pandy or what's his name son available for active duty? Lala should take note that when you marry your sugar daddy, eventually his age will catch up and you'll be wiping food of his chin and leading him around.

Jeremy was determined to get an "in" to be part of the cast.

Sandoval is such a big queen, even on WWHL. He makes Schwartz seem butch which is no easy feat.

I think that Jeremy's sexy. Who knew he was into trannies? Next step.... boys!

He and his sister Arianna are both sexually ambiguous. I like it.

Btw, why does Lisa keep making her "son" Max work as a busboy at SUR? While Pampered Pandy sits on her ass all day, eating bon bons?

Way to treat the adopted kid, Lisa. She should have named him Cinderella, given the way she treats him.

What happened to Pandy and her gay husband?

[quote] What happened to Pandy and her gay husband?

They're living on easy street, while I'm schlepping drinks at fucking SUR for minimum wage.

The last season that Max was featured, he did a face plant into a glass table & broke several of his teeth; I'm guessing he's got a substance abuse problem & Lisa's keeping him under wraps.

But who cares about Max - watching the re-runs of Season 1 made me wonder why Peter has such a small role these days? He was actually entertaining as the only "somewhat" mature adult of the bunch - and hot too! Now he just shows up occasionally and kisses Lisa's ass over one thing or another.

And he got fat like almost everyone else on the show^^

I'd still suck Peter's thick cock dry.

I never found Peter attractive. He's kind of boring.

So what's Jax's big announcement? Sounds like he's moving away, and leaving the show.

I can't believe how bad they all look now compared to season 2 they were showing early this morning.

I agree 242.

I believe that was only 4 years ago, too, because Jax turned 34 that season, and this year (or maybe 2017) he turned 38.

Could have been 5 years ago.

So many things have changed. Stassi slapped Kristen's face and hated her. Sandoval and Kristen were still together. Jax was a hateful cunt to Sandoval. Sandoval punched Jax in the face. Kristen still worked at Sur. Katie had orange hair.

Jax should just stop doing whatever he is doing. For someone's hotness level to greatly deteriorate in 4 short years is criminal

Brittany has to be one of the dumbest women to ever walk the planet.

Really r245? Dumber than Sheana?

Scheana is vapid and delusional, but not necessarily dumb.

Lala says Jennifer Lawrence is a drunken who're who sucked Harvey Weinstein's dick.

In fairness, everyone else says it, too.

JLaw calling her a cunt was probably the best thing that ever happened to her

R248 Best thing that's ever happened to Lala. She should be writing checks to J-Law as her publicist.

So is that Tom-Tom bar actually open yet or is it supposedly forthcoming?

I wonder if Tom Tom is actually a springboard to another reality show with a new cast; the VP rules cast is looking old & tired and this would be an opportunity to bring in a new bunch of dysfunctional attention whores while keeping the legacy attention whores around in a peripheral way.

Its' hard to remember that just a couple of years ago, Jax was a good-looking, albeit, silly, shallow guy. Now he's heading into Kim Richard territory and the old "poor Britney sticking with Jax" storyline won't last because a 2nd grader could see that Britney just wants to be on TV if fucking Jax is part of the deal, well...

Plus, Tom Sandoval, ridiculous as he is, is actually pretty good TV because at heart he does actually seem to be a pretty good guy.

My own liver cries out in pain just watching this show. Jeezus Christ, these VP turd piles must smell like fermenting alcohol all the time!

I can't believe that no nne has pointed out what a crybaby james is.

He cried so many times in Mexico! He's such a baby, although I still think he's cute.

I didn't know that he was teased in school for being gay and having big ears. I feel bad for him, and I give him credit that despite that experience, he's still supportive of gay people.

Jax is downright dumpy these days. Shame.

The Toms are cute together.

I want to see James Kennedy punished, as a boy!

Omg, I cannot believe that Sandoval actually "proposed" to Schwartz, on bended knee.

I was fully expecting to see them kiss after Sandoval gave Schwartzy the ring. I really wish they had. That would have been so hot.

Oh, and Jax has got to be on coke. Especially with James making the "bulging eyes" comment. That's a sure sign.

I thought everyone basically knew Jax was on coke from the first season.

Currently watching the rerun from last evening's new episode: HRH LVP shows up at Katie's launch party (at SUR) with her dirty hair in a top knot! (She and pinging Ariana were riding horses together earlier in the day. What, no fashion entourage on hand to shine her up for her evening appearance?)

Carter is shit-faced, coping with the fact Kristin is truly "A-Whore-Darlin"; between the two of them, Elvis (Jax) and 'Cilla (Brittany) still cannot spell the word 'Cat,' even if they were spotted the "C" and "T"; and LaLa's newest nose job lists to the left of her face. (O, Tragedy!)

Then, there is Patrick mentally and emotionally abusing Stassi in her own kitchen(!). When he uses the word "Myopic" to describe an element of their relationship, Stassi's eyes actually glaze over and roll back into her head. (It's a three-syllable word.)

Katie and Schwartzy . . . Bless their hearts (poor things).

Give this effen show an EMMY, already!

As much as I loathe Kristen and Stassi, it is rather painful to watch the emotional abuse they suffer from the douche bags they're with. What is it with these women who have so little self-worth that they continue to cling to these assholes?

So we all know Katie fell through a skylight. The bigger question is HOW she came to fall through the skylight. It's not exactly something we all need to watch out for in our daily lives, like car accidents or tripping on the sidewalk.

Was she drunk off her ass at a rooftop party and fell into it?

That's my guess R263. Nobody just falls through a skylight.

Katie fell through the skylight while she was working on a photo shoot

So Jax broke up with Brittany on last night's episode and she seemed fine, but he was having second thoughts about it. Are they together now? I kind of remember a WWHL with Brittany as a guest whining, "Ahhh luv heeyimmm." Or something to that effect.

So it would seem that she goes right back to him next week?

Must be, R266, because they also showed up together just a few weeks ago on WWHL when Andy was in L.A.

Looks like the "breakup" was all just a fake storyline for the show.

Watching all these young newbies on the show like James, Lala, Brittany, and Adam, I'm thinking that Jax has officially aged out of Vanderpump Rules.

I'm actually seeing a new generation of kids that can carry the show beyond its original cast members, and that's pretty cool.

Now that Jax is pushing 40, Schwartz and Katie are married and probably going to have kids, and Sandoval is going to be running a business, It's pretty smart to start introducing new cast members to the show.

James is still a cute little twink.

I have a bit of a crush on him, even though he's such an asshole.

He has his moments.

Maybe a Tom Tom spin off? I would like to see that and an incorporation of some gay men. Plus, Tom and Tom seem like decent fellows, I hope they're successful.

Do any of these spinoffs actually work? VPR worked because LVP was the "star" of BH.

But didn't Jax's country thing tank? Also didn't that lanky dolt from Southern Charm have a spinoff? I mean they even gave Serhant his own show. Is Bravo that desperate?

I laugh out loud every time Lala starts to "sing" with those weird guttural noises that could summon whales from the Pacific Ocean. And when white Brit boy started rapping with her, well, it was all over for me.

One of Lala's songs sounded pretty good but the "feeling you song" with the black appropriation was lame. Either way she is a filthy little thing and pretty annoying. She is quite the paradox always going on about how badass she is and then reversing course and suffering from anxiety and lack of self confidence. She needs a good shrink.

R273 Her anxiety is a bunch of BS. It's her way of putting on a little show and trying to get people to give her sympathy, even though, like you say, she's a filthy little thing with a mean streak and a nasty attitude and a tendency to spread her legs far and wide for cash.

I'd be a filthy little thing too if I looked like she does and could have any dick on the planet.

R275 Thanks for your feddback, Lala.

Anybody in WeHo know if "TomTom" has actually opened for business?

Does Billie work there?

Did Arianna come out of the closet yet? Did Sandoval?

TIA

Don't mess with Miss Tom and his hair/makeup.

Best was Scheana's boyfriend ignoring her.

So what's the big devastating news that Jax receives?

Miss Tom went in on Vanderdump

I see Jax will be using "My dad died!" to get out of taking responsibility for anything.

It was fun to see Scheana humiliated again and make her watch it. She deserves it. Totally acting like an idiot this season. I am totally over the skank LaLa too. Stassi is as orange as Trump.

Season 6 Reunion | Episode 1 - WoW! LVP is an admitted Grifter! She fleeced The Tom's out of $100K on investing in the TomTom Bar WITHOUT A CONTRACT!

Miss Sandoval is pissed!

I was thinking about skipping the reunion but you’ve just peaked my interest r285. Going to watch now!

"The Fleecing of the Toms' $100K"

Then LVP justifies the "No Contract" by saying she has yet to cash their checks (because the checks are parked in an iron-clad trust/escrow account); they can walk if they don't like it (the no contract). Then she adds, "We didn't have one (a contract) with our (SUR) partner (Guillermo); so why do we need one for this?

Answer: The aforementioned SUR principal partner has more coin than the LVP's would ever dreeeeeeeam of ever having. If they stiffed him in the business, the Dude is well connected, VERY, VERY well connected. (His connections are probably strong enough to make 'things' disappear.)

Boys, T/T, that new bar is an illusion: it will never serve its first glass of Rose.

(Also, Miss Sandoval and Ariana are fishing for their own series spin-off, 'shopping for houses', my ass; and I'm sick of hearing about Ariana's struggle with her "V" and who gets touch it. Yawn.)

[quote] I'm sick of hearing about Ariana's struggle with her "V" and who gets touch it

Bitch was also fishing for compliments.

"But I feel so ugly."

Everyone: "No Ariana, you're so beautiful. Everyone thinks you're beautiful."

Ariana: "No I'm not. I'm not. I don't believe it." *hiding face*

UGH!!! Only Lala could see through that bullshit. She made a face like, "wtf are you doing?"

That's the only reason I like Lala. She can sniff out bullshit from a mile away, and she doesn't sugar coat it.

Oh, and now that 'Rob-Rob-Rob-Rob' has dumped Sheana's ass, suddenly Shay is 'fucking amazing; he had my back, for all five seasons!"

[quote] Oh, and now that 'Rob-Rob-Rob-Rob' has dumped Sheana's ass, suddenly Shay is 'fucking amazing; he had my back, for all five seasons!"

But the bitch also had the nerve to say, "I've loved Rob for the past 10 years. I even thought about him on my wedding day."

WTF???

Scheana is a HORRIBLE narcissist, always looking for her next meal ticket. Bitch is a climber.

LaLa can smell bullshit a mile away because she

Was Jax coked up during this reunion or what? The way he kept rambling without taking a breath after he got into it with Scheana. Christ, that must've been some damn good blow!

I think Jax is always coked up.

I'm sure all the gays are just flocking to Vegas to see Scheana in her "show."

Scheana is garbage - her name alone reeks of white trash. I can honestly say I don't like a single person on this show. It doesn't mean I don't watch - but they're all awful. Schwartz and Tom's girlfriend are less abrasive I suppose, but I don't understand all the praise they get on this show.

They're all so LA - really unintelligent, stupid fuckers willing to do anything for some fame. Ugh - if watching this show doesn't turn you off to LA, nothing would.

They drink so much on this show, my TV has cirrhosis.

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Ariana and Stassi keep the same expression during the reunion with their inflated lips and botox statue faces.

R299 I've walked by it and looked through the door. It seems dark and dank and foreboding inside; not inviting at all. Pump, which is just up the street and around the corner, is much nicer.

R301, is it also on a hill?

When you watch the show, the entrance looks like it's on level ground.

But based on the picture, it looks like it's on a steep hill.

R302 No, it's on level ground. That picture angle is kind of weird.

You would think the name Sur would connote a nautical theme but the place looks like a Moroccan bordello.

I love when Miss Tom gets sassy

There's nothing all that sexy or unique about SUR.

R304 "SUR" stands for Sexy Unique Restaurant. But from what I've seen, it's none of those

You know Miss Thing thinks the world of himself

R308 Sandoval has such a weird look. He's not ugly, but he's not handsome. There's just something about his face that's...off, and I can't quite figure it out. Maybe it's his tiny eyes. I dunno.

I think it's his nose. Too small. Plus he has a horrid fashion sense even though he thinks he is the bomb.

He just "happens" to look that good after flat-ironing, gelling, shaving his forehead, and putting on makeup.

Sandoval looks waxy and plastic, and shiny like a mannequin. It's a scary look.

Plus, he's way too high maintenance. I don't think that either men or women find that sexy in a guy.

Currently watching Part 1 of this season's reunion: Jax's grammar makes me giggle (" . . . it's the utter most worst thing that ever happened.") Jax is wearing the same suit jacket he'd worn as a groomsmen in Swartzie's wedding; LaLa has had a more recent nose job (the tip of her former nose had listed to the left this season); Ariana and Sandoval are now merely 'roommates,' yet bearding for an LVP spinoff ala VP Rules' residence Elvis' and 'Cilla's failed spinoff; why are Kristin, Stassi, and James still on this show; and does Ken even realize what day it is any longer?

[quote]Miss Tom went in on Vanderdump

On what show? Not on Bravo for sure.

He's such a tool, thinking a tiny investment in opening a bar in LA would give him a lot of control.

Re SUR vs Pump: They're both chic and beautiful. I prefer SUR because it's funkier and I like the indoor lighting. However, if you like al fresco dining and drinking, PUMP is the place. The gardens, planted with 100-year-old olive trees, are absolutely stunning day or night.

R313 Jax's malapropisms are his last redeeming quality.

Jax's coke habit and neck are his worst qualities. He looks like a good fuck though.

As loathsome as Jax is, he somehow manages to be more dignified that Scheana. Granted, his rant was bizarre and stupid, but so was her tearful, eye-lashing removing meltdown. I hope somewhere Shay is stoned on oxy and laughing his ass off over that embarrassing display.

LVP has found a way to fleece The Tom's franchise ("VPRs") earnings so it ends up in her pocket. "Yuh my June-ya Pahtners! Cheers!"

When Scheana bravely asserted last night that "I'm a professional!" all I could wonder was a professional what? Waitress? Mistress? Stage 5 clinger?

Is the producer bf really that rich/successful?

R320 Yep. LaLa's in it for the pure, raw, sexual magnetism.

It is very creepy how much his ex looks like Lala

So what does James have to do, to live rent free in that guy's apartment?

I'm guessing that the owner gets to give James a blowjob, at least once a month.

Small price to pay (I guess), if you're James.

I am surprised Miss C did not grill him about that more - that is exactly the type of thing he loves to pick apart.

James was VERY uncomfortable with the line of questioning, R324.

That's how I knew that something was up.

Yep - he immediately folded and apologized.

The better question is - could he not find a richer sugar daddy with an actual house and extra bedrooms?

The girls are whores so why shouldn't Jax and James peddle their asses to sugar daddies?

I was kind of liking LaLa again but I definitely hate her after the reunion. She is just another whore. And, her brand of feminism is all about selling her puss. And them her saying, who wants to date "cute". Who indeed Lala, when you have a fat troll with money. What a stupid cunt.

And THAT, R328, is called Millennial feminism.

Lala's bravado only comes from the fact that she thinks she's "protected" by money. Whenever the thing with "her man" falls apart (and it will), she will be a complete mess.

So what exactly was Schwartzy doing, when he disappeared on the beach in Mexico?

Normally when he doesn't tell Katie, he's usually with the other guys. But this time, even his bestie Sandoval didn't know where he went. Nobody did.

My guess is that he was either getting or giving a blowjob to another guy. He seems the type to cruise other guys on the dl. Maybe that's why he was always "too tired" to have sex with Katie. He's getting it on the side.

Lala her "man" were in Cannes, alongside 50 cent.

Does anyone have a before/after of LaLa's nose?

My DVR recorded the **Season I reunion; observations: Katie actually has a jawline (she's very thin, with her dirty-blond hair color); Kristin is very pretty (forgiving the 'Hombre' hair) and tattoo free; Jax is very good looking (can't afford plastic surgeons, yet); Miss Sandoval is actually enhancing his lips with a tinted lip color (even then); Stassi is a Mean Gurl, but very pretty; Sheana Marie's manner and appearance scream 'Trailer Park,' accentuated with heavy, black eyeliner (and a monstrous chip on her shoulder); and Dame LVP was much, much (much) thinner, and filler free.

Their clothes are really bad as well -

**Filmed in 2012; broadcast in 2013

Jax in his youth was hot, he reminds me of Hugh Jackman character Wolverine.

I wish you people would stop. I do not put on makeup.

Watching Tom and Ariana getting ready to go out and "pretend" house hunting is like watching pavement dry.

For a show with great editing, I can't understand why the most boring couple would get so much coverage and open practically every episode with yet another mundane scene from their thirsty lives.

Best line of Reunion 2:

LaLa sez, " . . . Who wants to f*ck a 'Cute Boy'? I wanna f*ck a MAAAAAAAAN!"

. . . That is, Best Line of Season 6 Reunion | Part 2.

I had to laugh that Britannie's idea of a "good person" (like dear old ma) equated to No Judgement, No Critical Thinking Skills, Keep Riding this Train Til a better one comes along. She & Jax are really a perfect match. Lala acted awful during that reunion. I'm sure she's over it because she's living large these days, but that can only last so long - next thing you know, you've turned into a has been like Kristin or Stassi

Stop the presses. LaLa got drunk and belligerent in France.

Wouldn't you get drunk if you had to fuck this?

The guy must have some personality, R344.

First off, he can bag Lala, and second, Tom/Tom said that they play poker with him regularly.

I'm very curious about him.

R345 Oh, please. This VP whores all over this guy because he has money and showbiz influence. If he was just some regular dude, they'd have nothing to do with him.

^^ Make that "These VR whores are all over this guy..."

Do we think Lala lets her man get sucked off by the Toms?

The Lala thing I get - she's a good lookin' girl - but hanging out with the rest of the VPR cast makes me question this guy's judgement if not his sanity since I can think we all agree that there's not one of these people that you could stomach for more than 5 minutes on a personal level.

Lala needs to stop doing that weird thing with her mouth after she stops talking. It's highly annoying. Brandi from RHOBH has a similar affect and it is very disturbing. What is wrong with these two?

[quote]I think next season on that bar reality show, there should be some reality and just have the star come out and show off that sugar daddy he has been seeing the past six months.

[quote] Lala needs to stop doing that weird thing with her mouth after she stops talking. It's highly annoying. Brandi from RHOBH has a similar affect and it is very disturbing. What is wrong with these two?

It's a disease known as "whore's mouth," caused by too much COCK SUCKING FOR DOLLARS.

@R351 - Juicy!

In the Reunion 'flashback' of JK with the older SD, JK was clearly agitated the VP crew was filming the exchange between the two, the SD asking him to join him for dinner, saying, 'I think I owe you a dinner.'

JK was, like, 'No (no.no.no.no), I'm good here. Yeah, I'm . . . I'm . . . I'm workin' on my music. (Yeah, that's it; I'm workin' on my music . . . whew!')

Then, later on, LaLa bolts the stage because 'My bestfriend was mean to me.' Then, she returns, with AC asking, WTF with the 'bolting.' LaLa covers (Rand won't be pleased when he sees playback), saying, ' . . . the things he's (JK) has been through . . . things that no one should have to do, the responsibility, at such a young age.'

Oops!

LVP, setting up LaLa to expose a famous, legendary director into this mess, demanding LaLa spill her association with the director: "Tell about who else likes the show!" Stupid LaLa takes the bait, announcing the director's full-ass-name.

Andy, in response, sez, "What he (MS) WATCHES the show ???!" Stupid Lala, "Yeah, he sits there and he likes to be the 'Gossip King'!"

Andy then sez, "Scor****??" Stupid LaLa, realizing the shit she's just strewn, recovers, saying, "No! My man!"

LaLa will be single next season. Bet on it.

Sandoval is such a whiny bitch

Elvis (Jax) and 'Cilla (Brittany) truly deserve each other.

Nahhhh, the BI isn't about James; James ain't the 'Star.' It's Jax. Jax has been on the show since its original season, as the 'Star' man, which pissed off Miss Sandoval.

There have also been several BIs about Jax for such.

I dont think Brittany would put up with that R357

LVP is so full of shit, saying she'd preferred Jax to resign on his own rather than her/SUR firing him.

Two reasons for her bullshit answer: She'd / SUR would be hit with having to fund his Unemployment (benefits) vacation; and there is something in the Employment Law community called "Unlawful Termination."

She's a Grfiter -

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Tom's face - what is this? Botox? Peel?

Tom's face - what is this? Botox? Peel?

Sand blasting!

Random Observations: - After watching the boo-hoo fest that was episode # of the VP reunion, I think Scheana is gone. She's outlived her usefulness and no one - not even Kentucky Fried Brittany wants anything to do with her. #SAD! :( Lisa used to stick up for her, but she barely acknowledges her anymore

- But that Stassi - she's a survivor! She's found a new victim (boyfriend) so throw in the cauldron next season.

- Katie's stylist ( or whoever picked out that dress) should be flogged; she's a bit "roomy around the hips", though not excessively so and that look just isn't good on her.

Tom is just bizarre looking. I imagine in about 10 years he is going to look positively freakish

In about 10 years, Tom will look like late stage Michael Jackson.

Damn, Scheana can GET IT!

She's dating Robby Hayes, and he's hot as fuck....

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He wears that hat in every pic - he is obsessed with parting his hair just right.

R366 whatever you say Robby

OMG, Scheana on the "secrets revealed" special:

Producer: Did Rob take your virginity?

Scheana: Not in my vagina.

WHERE'S YOUR SHAME?

Whores! The show is full of whores!

Can you just imagine Tom Sandy and Robby Hayes flat-ironing and parting their hair together?

I don't know what is wrong with me, but I seem to like James Kennedy more after each reunion special and especially the secrets revealed episode. I'll also always love Schwartzy.

The rest of them are awful.

[quote] Producer: Did Rob take your virginity?

[quote] Scheana: Not in my vagina.

Damn, so Rob took her ass-cherry? He can have mine, too!

I wonder if Rob is bi? I would love to have him in me, quite deeply!

He is the very definition of AWG.

Rob is cute but not coked up enough for the show.

The BI is fug James. Jax has no sugar daddy now.

[quote]there is something in the Employment Law community called "Unlawful Termination."

Please explain to us how terminating Jax would be unlawful...especially in California, an "at will" state.

We're all wild with anticipation to learn the basis of your lawsuit.

R381. It's a racist term used by UBGs and their fans.

It means Average White Guy

Yeah the only thing interesting about Rob is his sister.

Is fame ho Robbie Hayes just salivating to get on VPR?

Why does LaLa do that weird thing with her mouth? Where she opens it and leans her head back, like she is MS or something?

Jax and Brittany are engaged!

Good luck with that, girl.

I love how she made sure to say in the post "a great way to start season 7". these tricks do not know the show vs reality anymore.

"Omg omg!!!!!!!! We are ENGAGED! What a way to start our summer and season 7!!" Brittany shared on social media. I am marrying the woman of my dreams and I could not be happier!! Make sure y'all tune in season 7 to see how this

Translation: we realize that viewers had become exhausted and bored with our story lines, but because we are both shameless attention whores that can't bear life out of the spotlight and without Andy Cohen's parties, we are getting married because, hey - who else would have either one of us?

Tune in y'all for the all you can eat chicken wing bar, bouncy castle and Tom 1 &2 as the bridesmaids!