R7, jokes aside, she's throwing boozy parties while her husband's away.
It's high time someone remade this idea to be a gay couple confronting Republicans at the PTA.
I wanna tell you all the story 'bout two Harper Valley married guys
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well, their daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play
And she said, "Dads, I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA."
Well, the note said, "Mr. Johnson, you're wearin' your shorts cut way too high
It's reported you're both smokin' and a-runnin' round with boys and goin' wild
And we don't believe you oughta be a-bringin' up your little girl this way."
And it was signed by the secretary, Harper Valley PTA.
Well, it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were sure surprised when two proud men sashayed their asses right into the room
And as they walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words they had to say
They said, "We'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA."
Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there, we've seen his Grindr profile, it's a scream
And Mrs. Taylor bought the drugstore about out of chlamydia cream
And Mr. Baker, can you tell us why you're not allowed to coach Little League any more?
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her dildo collections hid inside a drawer?
Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here, last night's fisting really tore apart his bum
And if you'll smell Shirley Thompson's breath, you'll find it reeks of Latin lawn boy cum
And then you have the nerve to tell us you think that as fathers we're not fit
Well, this is just a little Peyton Place, and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites!
No, I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way
The day my papas socked it to the Harper Valley PTA
