Perfect Male Physiques

really beautiful (but completely unnatural) who's he ?

[quote]Unnatural, steroid-enhanced male bodies

Fixed it for you

Unnatural? It is attained through working out and eating clean. Genetics help

That's where he blows his farts from!

[quote]Unnatural? It is attained through working out and eating clean. Genetics help.

Sure, Jan.

nobody can "achieve " that without steroids. Who is he ???

How does one buy a pair of pants that fit that physique?

He's too bottom heavy. Unnatural. And, yeah, how could those upper legs fit inside pants? I'm sure he's torn out the crotch of many pairs of pants and shorts!

he's beautiful though, and he seems to have a beautiful face too

Not my type. He looks like one of a naked mutant ninja turtle.

It must be incredible to have a physique that nonstop makes strangers turn their heads. That’s what motivates so many dudes to live in the gym

Nice suckable foreskin under those briefs

[quote] It must be incredible to have a physique (like) that

Wouldn't I like to have his body for a day? But I'm not sure they really have any time to enjoy it all that much. It demands incredible dscipline, non stop dieting, the side effects of the roids are very unpleasant, ad they are never happy with their appearence. It's a 24/7 deal. Very hard to maintain. These guys generally don't have much of a sex life aside from the mandatory blombe bimbo by their side

OP, thank you. Beautiful body. I'd lick every inch of him.

This is pretty close to perfect.

I wouldn't mind just cuddling with one for an evening on the sofa in front of a good movie and just falling asleep in his MASSIVE arms and resting my head on his MASSIVE chest and being held.

I know.

I'm a freak.

Lord honey, no. Any man that dedicates that much time and energy building his body is not attractive to me.. I like normal men that have nice bodies from regular living and modest exercise. If you are trying too hard, it's a turn off.

R25, agreed. Something in the middle is nice. Someone blessed with great genes, does a modicum (relatively) of work and therefore has a trophy husband body.

Hot af.

Lol at all the fatties above.

I like to think that he’s an ordinary guy who puts his socks on one foot at a time.

Model Aaron Thornton is my idea of a perfect physique.

R24 You're no freak; perfectly normal dream or fantasy. A good cuddle is highly underrated IMHO.

Beautiful legs and ass, I could spend a long time in there. Would love to see his chest from the front.

I take sporty guy over muscle guy

Perfection for me is less muscle bulk and more a defined lean/cut look like this guy.

Anyone know who the actual guy in OP's post actually is?

i like bodybuilders, what can I say.. now, i'm not talking those with the "roid gut" bodybuilders, but for me, more muscle the better, then again, they have to look great in sexy snug clothes AND naked... most top pro bodybuilders for instance do NOT look good in clothes, they look like off season big chunky football players..

so it's a fine line on what I like I guess.. the bodybuilders from old sites like musclehunks.com and muscleweb look great in and out of clothes, so I guess that's my perfect man/men..

Why can’t we review Twitter links anymore!?

I don't like the Steve Reeves bodybuilder look. The dude in the first pic looks ridiculous. Just not into it. I like muscular but slender, or else just slender.

I want to see a guy who has a great muscle body in clothes and out of clothes! The problem with many of these types that others love (slim/lean, etc) is that they quote look "normal" in clothes and only when they are out of them do you notice their bodies.. NOPE, I want to see a really buff guy in snug sexy clothes looking damn sexy as well as looking great naked..

I love lookin at them guys, but my ideal is fitfat. I saw the perfect guy yesterday, super tall, Incredible big everywhere visible, everything huge (except for the gut). Incredible. Unfortunately he was with a cub, and paid zero attention to me.

Don't know who this is but very hot.

I think Michelangelo’s David is really the ideal

Some of us don't find men who look like they've been flayed attractive.

For me, the ideal has always been Marlon Brando around the time of A Streetcar Named Desire.

R56 I respect your taste, but I've never understood that. All I see is a midgetish toad. For me , he's really proof that it's in the eye of the beholder

R32, thanks; I can't seem to find just the right guy to do this with.

I did find him once but...sadly, he's not in my life anymore. He made me feel both safe and tiny bit scared at the same time; he was that big and strong. I miss him.

R59 I completely understand you too. I give the ass because that's what they want, but all I really want is a cuddle

R51 Woody is soooooooooooooo beautiful . And he can actually DO something

R61, Woody Fox is very Cirque du Soleil-ish.

Elon, R69, don't you have another subordinate to impregnate to get your 10th child/carbon bomb?

Jt is perfect . His complexion is also great

No freak. You're cute R24.

Scott has flab and poor posture. 👎

Nathan is balding and doesn't wear enough sunscreen. 👎

Killian Belliard then ? aka le barbu muscle

Model Anthony Green is another member of the perfect club. Those killer nipples make him extra hot.

OP- The title of this thread should be UGLY Male Physiques- he looks like he attached himself to one of those Macy’s parade float pumps- he looks OVER PUFFED and OVER STUFFED!

I probably wouldn't kick any of them out of bed, but all these over-chiseled and over-plucked zoomers do nothing for me.

OP’s pick would look terrible in pants. I prefer a lean Anglo physique, it’s much more refined.

It's so much easier for fugly guys to get hot by working on their bodies than it is for women.

true , that's whu there are so many hot guys and so few hot women. A beautiful woman is extreme rarity

Women’s Faces are called more than men’s faces. Today, men’s physique have become a cultural obsession

Women’s Faces are valued more than men’s faces.

men's faces don't really matter. Who wants a man with a pretty face ?

You want a dude who looks like a baboon ?

How can so many different looking guys look exactly the same? LOL

Hayden had a shitty hole?

I’ll always think Pietro Boselli has the perfect body, even if he doesn’t give off the sexiest vibe.

That's in R120. Boselli is a beautiful man but just doesn't seem sexy at all. Like the David statute come to life.

even by BB standards his thighs are fucked, OP.

I wouldn't know how he could stand it. I pulled a hamstring recently, had a little swelling, my thighs touching because of it has been driving me up the fucking wall.

Imperfect male physiques-

I like guys like r127's Nick Walker who move like that when they "dance," rather than being all disco choreographed and Magic Mike slinky.

Narcissistic men. No thanks.

So the majority of guys on DL like musclebound dudes who can't put their arms down?

I like Corrado. Way too young, he's still in his teens, but that kid of body. Or even less muscular is fine. I want to touch the body of a guy like this. Granted he has a gym body but it's not the ridiculously unnatural arms and shoulders of a muscle dude. Those guys mostly turn me off or just leave me feeling neutral about them.

R106 I do want a guy with a 'pretty' face, or a handsome face, if you will. The face is actually the most attractive part of a person, to me, provided they have a fairly decent (not fat) body.

I need a dude who looks like an Instagram male aesthetics icon or fitness model 💪🏽

r140 I was hoping the Starboy you referenced was the one from the old Legion of Superheroes. He sure was a hunk.

All that work just to get their dicks wet.

Is that a banana in Diego shorts at R149?

Alex Klebasko is a complete douchenozzle based on the way he interacts with people who are making "normal" comments or asking plain vanilla questions like "how tall are you" or actual fitness questions.

Actor Tom Prior likes to pose shirtless, a lot.

Just saw him in "Firebird" which was a better than most gay romance/tragedy film.

From the Thick Thighs Saves Lives thread.

This thread is dying. Too much TikTok shit.

R167, speak for yourself; you don’t boss our preferences. More hot dudes!

R176 perfect body with big beautiful cock

"How do you pull your personality is so boring" ---

Can someone please break down that phrase for me?

It's a Britishism R185. "to pull" is to attract someone, like at a bar, with the expectation of taking them home

R186: It's confusing because it's not written in 2 sentences. "How do you pull? Your personality is so boring." < That makes sense. But I guess it's too much to expect the Tik Tok generation to write clearly.

^ Fuck! That should be "not R185."

Thanks, R186 and R187. That makes sense, or between the words "pull and "your" there should have been the word "when" or "if".

[R132] Great Dad bod! I bet many a horny teenage girls would jump in the sack with that Dad. He looks just like the service man for our local appliance sales and repair store. He's married with kids but he apparently is getting plenty of pussy on the side from his house calls according to one of his coworkers. Single and married older women always seem to hit on him and he fucks them.

This young guy is perfection. Definitely would like hook up with him.

From some angles, r206 does look a lot like a young Cavill and actually does have a better body in aesthetic proportions.

Interesting... David as a standard of physique perfection for several centuries. Looking at today's gym-made beauty, it seems David was missing a lot of leg days.

Gymbros today definitely are not skipping leg day

These guys keep getting worse. TikTok is shit.

R223 again, doing coordinated exercises with another fit lad.

Question: Is the "perfect" male physique most DLers lust after and hookup with the same as the "perfect" body you'd want for yourself if you could have it?

Personally, the types of bodies I find hot are a lot more muscular, taller, and bulkier than the body I'd actually want for myself if I woke up one morning having my "perfect" body.

R225, I’m with you.

I’d like to be toned, maybe some decent looking biceps and that’s it. I don’t want to be a muscle freak; nor do I want 6-pack abs.

I do! Go to the gym daily

[quote]I’d like to be toned, maybe some decent looking biceps and that’s it. I don’t want to be a muscle freak; nor do I want 6-pack abs.

Yes, but r227, do you want to have sex with the muscle freaks. I don't want to be one, I just want to have sex with them.

I can’t lie. Especially not here.

Yes, I do. I have, too.

Because most hot people want the muscle Bros, I want to be a muscle bro too

He's sexier in a non-thong/non-Speedo type swimming outfit.

Yep because he looks more masculine there

Helpful tips on posture from this good looking guy though his voice is gratingly bro-ish.

Although a boring performer, Malek Delgaty does have a great body.

Why does R252's video get an "over 18 only" warning, but R253's doesn't? There's no difference between them on what they show.

Verdit Tony is gonna be a huge fitness star

Before 1995, did regular guys have ripped abs?

mike o'hearn, sagi kalev, bill davey, eric janicki... enough said...

Looks like Jessica rabbit

I like tall, lean, and lanky. That type is normally horse hung. Here is my dream guy.

r272...gotta side with the women on that one

R281 Is he porn actor who tries to look like Clarke Kent?

Allan Bower. Former USA and collegiate gymnast.

Those are some HUGE pecs on that Hobbs guy!

OP - The guy in the picture looks deformed.

There comes a point when muscle guys go from being beautiful to being freaks. I've known a few big body builders in my time and without fail when they get to a certain point sex is the last thing they're interested in. They're only interested in getting bigger and bigger. And the ones on steroids have zero sex drive anyway.

R309.. interesting because I always thought with all the steroids and testosterone that hardcore bodybuilders would forever be MORE HORNY 24/7?...

When your pecs look like they're about to burst open, they're just too damn big.

The one on left is Jeff Seid

Yuck. These roided out whores are not hot. Those thighs look deformed as fuck. Frog legs.

Jack Nauss from the former YouTube fitness channel ChooseFitness floats my boat! He was only in his teens but he had at least 160 videos with exercise, diet, and sexual performance tips. He sounded like he was very "active".

R335.. more of a fan of his body, than his face, but that's just me....

[quote]sexual performance tips

?

Gorgeous and near perfect!

In my humble opinion, in comparing these bodies, the thing is, alot of these guys who have fitness model bodies look great out of clothes, but in clothes unless those clothes are spray painted on look quote normal...

then you have the huge bodybuilders who likewise if the clothing isn't tailored for them, look like oversize even chunky football players....

I'm turned on by men who look great in and out of clothes, so it's a fine line between in regards to these bodies, too lean and too ripped look normal in clothes, too big and clothes not fitting right, look chunky and overweight...

it's the man who muscular and big enough to look good in and out of clothes who are the winners I think...

[quote] alot of these guys

Oh, dear!

R343 Seen his pics before, he has perfect body

I'll just leave this here.

r357 Not at all. I know who he is and what he does, but still pretty to look at.

Don't throw things.

R366.. that ass and the green tights he wears to show it off are truly hall of fame all time classic legendary mythical....

whew!...

So boring. So repetitive.

To be all muscle at 5’7” and 200 pounds is breathtaking

R400 Is such an ideal Alpha

Love to see a dude with a nice physique in fitted clothing

That fat boner is enough!!!

Any Olympic gymnast is hotter than the roided out guys.

Shawn Raymond has a famous dad

R115 Blown out and busted

Great physique and then some.........

R477 Oh boy, looks delicious