Nikocado- Funny And Obese

Nikocado is an obese queen who does Mukbang videos on youtube. I'm not going to bore you with those. Just watch the first 2 minutes or so of this video he's VERY campy and funny.

Do chubby chasers send him money to buy food?

Why does he have a pussy where his asshole should be?

He really was a hot little twink in that first photo. But he's disgusting now.

R4, exactly, what a waste. He used to be beautiful, emphasis on the "used to be"

That ain't "water weight" , punkin!

[quote]Nikocado- Funny And Obese

You're half right, OP

He looks great here with his husband Orlin.

He does this pony strutting thing to jiggle his belly as if it’s comical. It’s really unappealing.

He clearly has an extreme eating disorder in either direction: raw/vegan or gorging. BDD.

He suppose to have a huge penis. Anyone have pics of it?

Fuck all of you sock puppets shilling for this Eastern European MAGA trash.

He used to be super thin. How did he get so fat?

I appreciate that he is fat and jolly. Nothing is worse than a mopey fatty.

He's not jolly, R21.

He's pathologically, miserably, greasily nasty.

Jackfruit nasty.

I think you meant durian nasty.

I watch a few Youtube lolcow reaction channels, and usually none of them cover this one. On the off chance that they do, I skip the video, I have such an aversion. I dream of enormous greasefires for his future.

I can't think think of a more disgusting sentence in this context than "follow my Patreon for mukbangs not allowed on YouTube" Jesus. What a career.

R25 I think he will BE the greasefire

And this follows their decent into hell.

His husband has lost weight. He looks great.

Who is this pathetic fat fuck?

No, the hilarious videos are the various WHET, downfall of, and dirty truth of videos about him.

They show him in various hilarious states of denial about gaining weight, as well as him getting more pissy, belligerent, and delusional as time goes on.

Why do you torture me so?

R22, no. Jackfruit. Do you have experience with it when it's overripe?

I'm one of those people who doesn't smell Durian as horrible. Just fragrantly sweet. It's genetic. Luck me if I'm ever on a bus in SE Asia.

Obese? YES! Funny? About as funny as a cry for help . . .

[quote]Why does he have a pussy where his asshole should be?

Yikes! That coin slot looks like it accepts dollar bills.

Never has suicide been so hilarious!

Bless his fucking obese hog man heart.

His husband Orlin is cute.

No the husband is not cute and Nikocado is not funny, just obese and using DL to troll for viewers.

It's such a weird world we live in.

This guy is making a fortune by eating himself into an early grave on YouTube while millions gawk at the spectacle, just waiting for this to happen:

That girl who plays “Tammy” ripped off Charlize Theron in Monster.

The only Tammy I wanna see in his videos is Tammy Slaton. They could do a mukbang together.

Nick and his husband. Orlin has gone vegan again, unlike Nick. He's actually lost some weight too.

Has he spoken out about he invasion of Ukraine?

I wonder what a normal conversation with him is like. He actually seems rather intelligent and well-read. But his whole performance art shtick is gross and morbid.

Another Fat Whore thread?

She must be a DLer.

Why else would we have so many threads about this tired whore?

Christ, this fat whore gets winded and breathless just sitting.

R54 with most of it hidden under fat rolls I doubt there'd be much to see

Damn, you can hear his diabetes

[quote]Christ, this fat whore gets winded and breathless just sitting.

At least I get winded while cooking!

[quote] He clearly has an extreme eating disorder in either direction: raw/vegan or gorging. BDD.

BDD?

Obese, yes. Funny, not by a long shot.

Orlin would be cute if he lost some weight

Why is he involved in this mess?!

So, is the "free market" responsible for this kind of behavior, as in: this is what humans want, and the market just provided the instant celebrity phone and the cheese-stuffed bacon whatever? Or are we wallowing in a toilet bowl of someone else's making?

How can a thread that's been on the Datalounge front page since September only have 63 replies? Is Nikocado himself bumping this repeatedly, and then of course nobody here is interested in replying since he's fat?

Does anyone know how old he was when he was adopted?

Why does Youtube allow this, it definitely falls under self-harm.

Nikocado is raking it in while killing himself onscreen. It's quite a spectacle. Only a few years ago he was a cute 150 pound twink. Today he's a 360 pound Jabba the Hutt.-diabetic and incontinent with incipient neuropathy. Supposedly he and his boyfriend broke up (for the upteenth time) a couple of days ago, and Nik relocated to Las Vegas, home of the Heart Attack Grill. I credit him with curing me of desire for fast food.

He takes shits the size of Linda Hunt.

What's he crying about now?

Op, I've never seen the video you posted of him, just his other eating vids, that one made me have some sympathy for the guy. It at least highlights the challenges of poverty and healthy eating. Especially when he said he couldn't afford all of the fancy (Instagram) vegan foods that the typical Whole Food shopper gets to maintain their health. He had to make due with the "scaps". His diet was and remains horrible, but I sort of understand him a bit more.

r43 I totally agree. Tammy is a goddess and funny AF!!

Can't afford vegan food????? Spinach costs too much, but 45 servings of fast food for every one of these videos is no prob? Whatever.

R70 this has nothing to do with poverty, he has made a lot of money stuffing his face on Youtube. And healthy food doesnt have to be expensive, I can easily afford it and I arent rich or nothin. Like what R72 says spinach is dirt cheap especially compared to takeout

Orlin complains about his relationship with Nick again.

I've stopped donating funds to youtubers. I think the total amount I have sent is under fifty bucks. I'll subscribe, but I'm not getting sucked into thinking these people are my friends. It seems the majority of channels now have a feature where you can donate money. Nobody asked them to upload their content. Nobody should pay them for it.

Grotesque and severely mentally ill.

Orlin seems miserable. He can do better.

Hooray, everything wrong with daily life (celebrity culture, obsession with stupid food, social media, etc) wrapped up and tied with a rancid little bow. Just for us!

To be clear, I meant Nikowhatever and not DL itself.

Orlin is cheating on Nick.

This is hilarious. Nick sits there in the back, talking and talking and talking some more while Orlin is eating a watermelon basically not giving a fuck.

[quote] "[R25] I think he will BE the greasefire"

Speak it into existence, R27!

[quote] "He really was a hot little twink in that first photo."

To each their own, but he looks like a thirteen year-old lesbian holding the avocados.

[quote] "But he's disgusting now."

Agreed.

say what you want but bitch delivers every single show. He has like 3 minutes of sponsor and 31 minute of amusing content. Others are like 5min content, 5 min sponsor

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