45 yrs old. Never married. Those Jack off videos?

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by Anonymousreply 89August 10, 2019 6:40 AM

Also had a YouTube thing with Nick Swardson, who used to be funny but seems like a bloated alcoholic closet case now

by Anonymousreply 2July 28, 2019 9:25 PM

He was on that Charlie Sheen Tiger Blood tour at Charlie's peak of crazy. I always wondered if he and Charlie were fucking...

by Anonymousreply 3July 28, 2019 9:34 PM

I think he might be down to fuck anything. He went on a date with Meghan markle a few years back and there was some article about him making out w her and he says he didn’t get a second date because his breath smelled like garlic. I will find it

by Anonymousreply 4July 28, 2019 9:49 PM

He fucked a female friend of mine. She said he was sweet but just an ok lay.

by Anonymousreply 5July 28, 2019 9:58 PM

He was living with a girl at the time he did the jerk off videos in his twink days.

by Anonymousreply 6July 28, 2019 10:00 PM

He was fucking hilarious in Scary Movie 3.

by Anonymousreply 7July 28, 2019 10:03 PM

It's funny that MTV dumped him after the jerk off videos came out and now they would be promoting that shit all over the place.

by Anonymousreply 9July 29, 2019 1:47 AM

He needs to shave his bush.

by Anonymousreply 10July 29, 2019 1:49 AM

He’s still trying to make it as a rapper. He’s not exactly a catch.

by Anonymousreply 11July 29, 2019 1:55 AM

True, R9.

It was a big deal in those days, but now all male celebrities do jerk off videos.

by Anonymousreply 12July 29, 2019 1:59 AM

I just watched his solo on pornhub. Fairly thick dick. Likes to play with his balls. Thick bush.

by Anonymousreply 13July 29, 2019 4:33 PM

Yeah, his cock looks decent size. Not sure why someone above said it was small.

Nice Jewish boy with a kosher cock.

by Anonymousreply 14July 30, 2019 1:51 AM

Amusing that about every 2 years, DL tries to make a Simon Rex thread happens.

And it always just sort of.....peters out.

by Anonymousreply 15July 30, 2019 1:56 AM

When he was a beautiful twink he asked if he could make love to me. I said not without a wedding ring, so I am now Mrs. Simon Rex.

Best fuck of my life and I got a hot husband out of it.

by Anonymousreply 16July 30, 2019 2:06 AM

Why the fuck do retarded gays think every man must be homosexual?

by Anonymousreply 22July 30, 2019 2:49 AM

Are you on the wrong forum, R22?

by Anonymousreply 24July 30, 2019 2:51 AM

Yeah, the reason he has a nice bush is because it was shot in the days before the unfortunate bush shaving trend we have today.

by Anonymousreply 27July 30, 2019 3:18 AM

Ohh this guy, good memories! Did he had an Mtv show or something? I don't know if gay but he sure looks like a straight guy who would fuck a man while being drunk. If he's still single on his 40's he might be romantically unstable or drug/sex addict.

by Anonymousreply 28July 30, 2019 3:32 AM

If that were the case, he'd have done full on sex in a porno. He didn't.

by Anonymousreply 29July 30, 2019 3:34 AM

I love his bush. What is he doing btw?

by Anonymousreply 34July 30, 2019 6:30 PM

Was his porn career before or after MTV?

by Anonymousreply 35July 30, 2019 6:35 PM

Isn’t it he’s watching a gay porn in one of his jo videos? I thereby declare - he gay!

by Anonymousreply 37July 30, 2019 6:54 PM

He’s been on a Vice channel show “Action Bronson and Friends watch Ancient Aliens” that’s playing right now. He is a lot like Ryan Philipe, in that they both have this urban/hip-hop front that they put up because they were too pretty when younger and wanted to appear more “hard.”

I’d never seen this but it’s a fat, chef guy getting high with lots of D-Listers like Simon Rex and watching old episodes of Ancient Aliens a la Mystery Science Theater. Tiffany “New York” Pollard is on tonight.

by Anonymousreply 39August 8, 2019 1:44 AM

His cock was not cut out for porn.

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by Anonymousreply 40August 8, 2019 1:48 AM

Looks like a nice cock to me, R40.

The mohel did a good job.

by Anonymousreply 41August 8, 2019 1:49 AM

I just came across his jerk off video a couple of hours ago and decided I'd spank to it for the first time in a decade. And now this thread gets bumped. Spooky.

by Anonymousreply 42August 8, 2019 1:50 AM

I've seen him out and about a few times, always with much younger women

by Anonymousreply 43August 8, 2019 1:50 AM

He still has an amazing body.

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by Anonymousreply 44August 8, 2019 1:51 AM

He's looking a little bit beat, but I would do him in a second.

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by Anonymousreply 45August 8, 2019 1:51 AM

I fyou're going to show pics of him jerking off, at least include one of the cum shot . . .

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by Anonymousreply 46August 8, 2019 1:52 AM

Simon has always had this dirty bad boy thing going on, which is exactly what I fall for.

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by Anonymousreply 47August 8, 2019 1:52 AM

R13 & R42, he did more than one video, so you might be able to find the others.

by Anonymousreply 48August 8, 2019 1:52 AM

He did 3 total, not that I had them saved to a DVD or anything...

by Anonymousreply 49August 8, 2019 1:54 AM

He looked good when he was young. He looks kinda spooky now.

by Anonymousreply 51August 8, 2019 1:58 AM

r48 Yes, I downloaded the pack.

by Anonymousreply 52August 8, 2019 1:58 AM

He’s morphing into Jon Stewart.

by Anonymousreply 53August 8, 2019 2:00 AM

Do you think he has a clean hole?

I'd perform analingus on him, for sure.

by Anonymousreply 54August 8, 2019 2:02 AM

I have to admit, he's a pretty hot daddy.

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by Anonymousreply 55August 8, 2019 2:05 AM

Interesting little bit of information from his wiki:

[quote] As Three Loco the group teamed up with producer Diplo and released the group’s eight-song EP on Diplo’s Mad Decent label.

Someone just started a thread today about Diplo coming out as "gay."

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by Anonymousreply 57August 8, 2019 2:13 AM

I'm shocked that his net worth is estimated at $3,000,000.

For doing what???

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by Anonymousreply 58August 8, 2019 2:14 AM

R58 those sites are never accurate. And for someone who has worked consistently for 20 years, that's not an insane amount of cash.

by Anonymousreply 59August 8, 2019 2:16 AM

R58, as Bill Maher said, those sites often list people as having much more money than they actually do.

by Anonymousreply 60August 8, 2019 2:17 AM

[quote]Why the fuck do retarded gays think every man must be homosexual?

He used to go to his house to watch porn and jerk off with a gay man. What is not gay about that ??

by Anonymousreply 61August 8, 2019 2:28 AM

R504 I'd say no. He farts a lot. He has recorded himself farting many times and posted it online (a comp of some linked below). I don't think he's gay. Just an straight, immature fratboy who's never grown up.

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by Anonymousreply 68August 8, 2019 2:56 AM

Isn't that like a fetish, r68?

by Anonymousreply 70August 8, 2019 2:58 AM

He had a super hot ass back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 71August 8, 2019 3:00 AM

I’m sure he got serviced off camera.

by Anonymousreply 78August 8, 2019 3:31 AM

The photographer looks like he tried, R78:

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by Anonymousreply 79August 8, 2019 3:36 AM

That Tasmanian Devil tattoo is so early nineties it’s quaint in a way.

by Anonymousreply 85August 8, 2019 4:14 AM

R68 that is SO disgusting.

His asshole must reek, and I'll bet that he has probably sharted before, as well.

Any hotness that I thought he had, has completely disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 86August 8, 2019 4:27 AM

As creepy as the director guy is in those videos, that series is actually really hot because it was completely real unlike most of the staged stuff that followed although some of the "dialogue" is cringe worthy when the straight guy is clearly uncomfortable with the pervy questions....But it can also be really hot when the straight guy turns out to be not so straight after all...

by Anonymousreply 88August 10, 2019 5:36 AM

That is a HORRIBLE nose job!

by Anonymousreply 89August 10, 2019 6:40 AM