I can't get my mouth to close.

by Anonymousreply 1December 9, 2023 12:49 AM

Inevitably, he manages to work in a reference to Arby's.

by Anonymousreply 3December 9, 2023 12:51 AM

$200 is $200 and Kitara is out of work with bills to pay.

Being really ridiculous like this actually does more for his image in my eyes than doubling down on trying to be a serious person. He admits now he’s a joke and people will sometimes forgive when they are laughing.

by Anonymousreply 5December 9, 2023 12:59 AM

But is the scenario George describes TRUE or did someone pay for an EST/Joke. A furry who can be so at his fast food job?

by Anonymousreply 6December 9, 2023 1:04 AM

Pardon me, $500. $2,500 for business endorsements!

He only has 48 reviews so who knows how many he’s done so far, but I know he debuted charging $200 so there must be big demand. $500 was what Don Jr. and Kim were getting when they did it for “charity.”

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by Anonymousreply 7December 9, 2023 1:05 AM

Kimmel Show punked Santos into doing some of these. Kimmel said he is airing more next week. In one of them Santos congrats a woman and her cloned dog......Seven Minute Mark......

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by Anonymousreply 8December 9, 2023 1:06 AM

Great way to get paid by the Russians who recruited him to run for office.

“Please to say happy birzhday to my little daighter Ludmilla…..I mean ‘Lindsey’….she is very big fan.”

by Anonymousreply 9December 9, 2023 1:09 AM

I think George is really good at these messages. He sounds cheery and friendly and he doesn't condescend.

by Anonymousreply 10December 9, 2023 1:09 AM

How long until he is on OnlyFans?

by Anonymousreply 13December 9, 2023 1:47 AM

It's weird how different he seems. Yikes. Really confirms how fake he is.

by Anonymousreply 15December 9, 2023 2:00 AM

That Jimmy Kimmel clip is from last night and he says George is charging $400. That means George has raised his prices twice this week. He must be getting lots of requests. From the time I linked at R7 until now he’s sold 4 Cameos, or $2000.

He’s finally realized his dream of a get rich quick scheme that came true. He’s no doubt trying to spit these things out as quickly as he can before he inevitably goes to prison.

by Anonymousreply 16December 9, 2023 2:22 AM

He will fade into obscurity faster than you can say "15 minutes".

by Anonymousreply 17December 9, 2023 2:27 AM

He will fade into *Big Brother Australia* faster than you can say "15 minutes".

by Anonymousreply 18December 9, 2023 2:29 AM

Lawyers won’t pay for themselves.

by Anonymousreply 20December 9, 2023 4:40 AM

Santos is actually going to end up in prison. He has some serious fucking charges. I wouldn't be surprised if MORE charges pop up. He doesn't have his fat paycheck anymore. He could grab a paycheck by writing a tell all but I doubt he could find a serious publisher. Cameo isn't paying his bills. This is a guy who is in a lot of legal trouble and it all points to years behind bars.

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by Anonymousreply 21December 9, 2023 6:30 AM

He's a fucking republican. He's against any legislation that would benefit gay people. I'm really over people posting his asinine Cameo clips like they're funny. You're putting money in the pocket of someone who is anti-gay. And yes, there are gay people who are anti-gay. See: George Santos, the sniveling bitch.

by Anonymousreply 22December 9, 2023 6:42 AM

I agree that we shouldn't award this guy by paying him.....that said, I chuckled at the "beaver-puss"

by Anonymousreply 23December 9, 2023 6:49 AM

Will Kevin McCarthy start doing Cameo when he quits Congress?

by Anonymousreply 24December 9, 2023 6:57 AM

WOW / World of Wonder is calling. Please pick up!

by Anonymousreply 25December 9, 2023 8:03 AM

A sad statement on what's wrong with society today.

by Anonymousreply 26December 9, 2023 8:07 AM

The perfect Xmas gift for your insane cousin

by Anonymousreply 27December 9, 2023 8:33 AM

Santos is the same asshole who wore a pride flag pin next to his MAGA "Don't tread on me" pin. Fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 28December 9, 2023 9:35 AM

I think Furries will be the new Trans, and they will be the straw that breaks the camel's back and ushers in an era of evil Christo-Fascist government where anything outside the Christian norm (whatever they decide that is) is punishable by death.

by Anonymousreply 29December 9, 2023 9:53 AM

Worst Christmas present ever, a personalized video from George Santos. Makes a lump of coal look like a bar of gold.

by Anonymousreply 30December 9, 2023 5:07 PM