DJ Khaled posted a shirtless pic!

His nipples are in the wrong spot.

I'm positive he is a fat pig and looks disgusting naked. How's that for body positivity?

I mean ....

I will be the first to admit, I don't look much better.

I am pasty white and have a noticeable dad bod/beer gut. I'm 49 now, and just have accepted it. I will stay healthy as much as I can (and ... I do somewhat), but I'm done with worrying about Instagram bitches/DL think of me.

That said, I don't post shirtless pictures of me on a beach. I don't want to see that. No one wants to see it.

Post a picture of you fully clothed at a bar on the beach drinking a margarita.

It is almost like they want the criticism so they can "clap back" and the engagement cycle repeats.

Between him, James Corden and Oprah, it doesn't say much for Weight Watchers latest spokespeople.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

And you bitches make fun of ME?????

The only thing he won’t eat is his wife.

Ain’t no fat nigga telling me what he ain’t eating

I feel bad for the 72 virgins who’ll have to fuck that thing when he dies.