Artist Jaime Reytor

HAWT

What kind of artist is he?

Pass.

Dozens of nude/semi-nude selfies on Instagram. Props if you're built or hot. However, if you're also vain and self-absorbed and need constant approval, that's a major turn-off because you have a tiresome type of insecurity.

R3, you typing from 1989, bro?

R3 types effete, death fat, and jealous

Tight body

But where’s the art?

His IG states he’s a “masseuse”. Who has had him?

I wasn't even a teen in 1989, broseph R5, who is also OP, R1, R4, R5 and R7. Let me guess, asswipe, you're Jaime Reytor.

You're projecting, cunt at R6, who is also R2 and R8.

Damn, you Gen Z bitches are so PRESSED. Such thin-skinned babies when someone doesn't parrot your opinion.

The definition of pathetic: 2 trolls posting all the comments here (not including the 2 that are mine). Trying to make Jaime happen, LMAO!

Go back to Lipstick Alley with the "snack" slang, odious OP.

Disingenuous bitch. You cunts attacked first and now that you get retaliation, you act all innocent and victimized. Puh-leeze. What amateurs! Try harder, teen twats.

U gonna have a stroke gramps.

Calm down.

Where’s his RentMen profile OP?

R2,R6,R8, R10, R13: LQTM.

Ah, it's so easy to push your buttons, twat. You're stroking out with your repetitive and pathetic attempts at insults.

So a milliennial is a "gramps"? You need to finish remedial basic arithmetic.

Stay pressed, fuckwit.

Are you trolling gramps?

Or you really are this obstinate and senile?

Forgot to take your meds again, R22? You type unstable.

Imagine, a troll trolling for an Instaho nobody. The jokes write themselves!

You guys can't work IG? His sculpture is all over it.

Wow.

Either you a troll who is not good at his job or either you’re a sad old man.

Maybe both.

Whatever.

^Says the troll who's EXTREMELY BUTTHURT that his favorite attention ho isn't getting much attention.

R24, if his sculptures are that good, fameho Jaime wouldn't need to post nudes.

DL thinks any hairless white man with abs is hot even tho most of them look like a naked mole rat. Get some standards.

R27 hasn’t spoken to a person under 30 years of age since 1997

You got as ass like that, you show it

Really, unfuckable oldsters should stay off of instragram

Why be jealous of hot dudes?

R29: I love how you think a 30-something is old. Too funny. You'll be lucky to reach that period of life, considering how stupid you sound.

Logic 101: repeating a lie over and over doesn't make it true. You've got issues.

R30 Well, those who are unfuckable and unlovable makes certain old men enraged and jealous.

Now back to the subject at hand

Longing for sizemeat verificatia....

R29 -- "Oldster"? What are you, a 17-year-old greaser from 1956?

Artist, blah, blah, blah...

I’m always curious about these guys. Do they not think about future employment? Do they expect to be 25 and hot their entire lives? Employers look at social media’s for all applicants. They’re not gonna hire an instaho.

R38 well ups and McDonalds are always available

When I read posts like R38, I want to go elsewhere because there's such an age gap here and the older guys are so to of touch.

R41 I'm sure the "older guys" will hang our heads in shame and self-flagellate as we log off and cry into our caftans because we're so "out of touch." Oh, would you like me to define "flagellate" for you? I'd be happy to do so.

They’re cute in their bumbling outraged comments r41. It’s like a time machine.

Shoot me if I ever end up like them.

I wish more legitimate masseurs were hot like this. Around here it’s mostly older Chinese dudes

R34 Hmmm.....his bulge is not that impressive

Maybe he’s a grower

R33 Oh my, that is a novel way to present hole and showcase your flexibility

This girl is so thirsty, she's sucked the humidity down to single digits.

Cuban in Miami. This is THE career. Followed by real estate at 40.

I'm a top, so his cock is not what I'm interested in.

It seems Miss Reytor has discovered DL and is advertising her wares but most DL queens ain't interested cos she is basic

His "art" is painfully bad.

"Artist"

I mean...maybe he should have more photos of his actual art than his ass. Otherwise, he looks like every other narcissist with an IG.

[cough] butterface [cough]

He is hot af, my position on these thirsty IG people is, thanks for sharing your beauty.

Questionable anal hygiene

You call him an artist? Here's a real "artist."

He’s a dime a dozen. Hard pass.

R63, I wonder what you look like

I wonder how many straight guys would take the bait if they walked in on him with his naked ass in the air and a 'come hither' look on his face?

You know what r63 looks like r64

Pear shaped and judgemental

[quote]Pear shaped and judgemental

you forgot bitter

That was understood by everyone

Let’s expand our search

His art is in his bussy. Cum inside.

Do you think he will kiss on the first date?

What exactly is it that he's selling?

R77, he's a lifestyle guru.

If he calls himself a masseuse on his IG account, then obviously he's just another Instaho. He would call himself a masseur if he was legit.

He’s got a beautiful, lithe body, and as a ballet dancer he clearly knows how to move it. And then there is dat ass.

R82 +1 for proper use of the term "lithe".

I may not know art, but I know what I like.

[quote]What exactly is it that he's selling?

Candy bars. So his band can march in this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Rose.

I'm not R63 but just because he referred to an Instaho as a "Dime a dozen" doesn't mean he's calling the guy unattractive or ugly. I mean...when it comes to social media, he IS a dime a dozen. Jesus, grow up people.

[quote][R82] +1 for proper use of the term "lithe".

Lithe! Lithe, I tell you!

He’s definitely my type. After this pandemic is finally over, I’m going to pay him to push my wheelchair.

[quote]His IG states he’s a “masseuse”. Who has had him?

MTF or FTM?

not into feet at all, but I have to admit. I like that photo in OP. I click on it every time I scroll down and see it.

The artist at work. He looks quite handsome here.

Maybe Richard Madden will hook up him after Richard disposes of Froy Gutierrez

He looks like he does a lot of pilates.

Maybe one day he'll get over his shyness.

Some background info about his defection from Cuba and his move to Miami.

R99 iz he scholar Lyke me

No, Melanomia, unlike you he appears to have at least a modicum of talent.

Be Breast!!!

His artwork is very pedestrian, but he's cute.

He needs to present hole.

Sexy tight body in r108 pic

Love his pubes

He has an OnlyFans. Considering how much of an exhibitionist he is while having to conform to the IG structures, I would assume that you can see everything on OF.

☝️☝️ IG strictures — not structures.

I can't wait to see this whore on onlyfans

r112 Desperate elderqueens are keeping him afloat.

Sexy man. I’d eat his and swallow his loads

[quote] types effete, death fat, and jealous

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When he poses like that he doesn't have to use the Roomba.

All so very nice. Too bad his feets are ugli.

Artist. Hmmm. Does he paint misty watercolor memories?

[quote] his feets are ugli.

Disagree. For a ballet dancer, he has surprisingly good looking feet.

r112 whats his onlyfans url? I have searched for it but can't find any mention on his insta ....

Does he paint with his feet? Why is he sticking it out, I’m not into feet!

r128 For the foot fetish eldergays.

Here you go, R127. His OF name is cubanbd

$12? She’s not worth it.

Yeah, I hear you R131. And no discounts as far as I’ve been able to see.

[quote] His OF name is cubanbd

cubanbd -> stanksleeve

I'd play with his nipples and blow him.