Andrew Goes Places...Part 2

Part 1 has been Murieled/paywalled

So, here’s part 2 of DL’s Fave Optometrist, Dr Andrew N*ighbors

Boyfriend Kolton also becoming more adventurous

Some perennial crowd pleasers

Is he wearing a Penis Cup because he never sported a bulge like that?

R5: could be

Maybe he got one from the other DL FAVE Steve Grand via his Grandaxis underwear collection

For your Shopping Delight

Why doesn’t he just use a slice of Wonder Bread like a classic 70’s male model? If anyone is the epitome of white bred it’s him.

Is he a cocktease? Because that's what he looks like. Pass.

She looks like a butch terf here, on her lonesome way to a Posie Parker Nazi convention. And giving recent buccal removal.

'Our Black friend' makes an appearance at R9. Put him back in his box until next Martin Luther King Day. These queens are so tokenistic.

R15….looks like he’s making boom boom in his pantaloons.

That shocking moment when you see your friends moving into the treacherous FWB territory

R23 Where'd the black friend go?

R25 Where do you want him to go?

R25: well they had TWO Gaysians in that pic, so the POC quota of the Day was obviously filled

Not our ffavorite optometrist, no.

R27 We must boycott Andrew's sweet face and luscious buttocks until the POC quota is increased!

Yes, dear R16 and R29. We must vow to abstain from masturbating over Andrew's beautiful Instagram posts until he can prove to us that he meets our high level of virtue!

Does he even claim to have a regular job anymore?

Why does he always make those constipated faces like he’s trying to 💩. Is tot what he means when he says he “goes places”?

Oregon is where Friendship thrives

Holding hands with bosom pal cute Andy

Friend Matt looking thiqq and juicy

Teasing new stuff on his OF

R39 is insufficiently teasing.

Why can't he be like Keegan Whicker at R25 who goes all the way—

39

Because he thinks he's a high class whore (no such thing, a whore is a whore). And because there are enough simps to allow him to make a fortune grifting.

Definitely not true for Andrew

R45 Keegan again.

I hope Keegan is persuading Andrew of the joys of sharing his beauty.

Who doesn’t love flowers?

Can he buy himself lowers?

I’m sure he can, but does he *have* to?

[quote] Can he buy himself lowers?

And does he buy himself lovers?

I should hope they pay him.

Weekends are indeed for friends

R43 good lord, when did his package get so large.

Datalounge is getting bad. People are coming here to promote their products and brands. Andrew. Vitamin Guy. Cullen. Dottley. Chastens Book Publisher. Ulmer. All with price tags or donation buttons, or gofunder bullshit. It is getting REALLY bad and REALLY obvious.

R55: well the boys have got to eat, and/or babies to feed!

He overdid it on the Botox at R48.

His sex tape is out there.

The Importance of Sisterhood

R61 Aside from the leaked videos, are there more?

[quote]Aside from the leaked videos, are there more?

I think the leaked video is the only one

I'm still thinking about his employer.

He said his employer had to vet all his pictures to see if he exposed his genitals or anal cleavage.

I'm wondering to myself if he still has that employer and whether he is still inspecting each picture.

R65 methinks his employer is a pervy eldergay.

Yes, his boss is still inspecting every dick pic and hole video Andrew puts out.

R60 Oh Fuck, that boy has a sweet fuck’n booty.

If I was his boss I’d insist on reviewing every picture and comparing it to the original to make sure it was him. You can never be too careful.

Is R59 and R60 really AN? Doesn't look like her. And if she's got that big, it's a mistake.

R7 Not a Dixie cup, not a coffee mug. If the good optometrist with the bulge and less than 5% body fat can hook me up with some stylin glasses frames it’s all good.

someone hold my hand and tell me the link at R64 is safe

I SO want to see AN's hungry bussy getting fed again

R70: no that’s Kolton Koach, Andrew’s current bf

This seems to be the first time Andrew’s dating someone younger and slightly smaller/shorter than him

Nice strong back to lay one’s head on

As always with the threads… can’t wait to see what kind of train wrecks these narcissists become in 30? 20 years?

Kolton Kharles Koach is a college student from Alabama who played division 1 football.

I'm glad Kolton Kharles Koach is a khollege student from Khentucky.

After kollege he plans on becoming a football koach. Do you think he’ll be like those koaches on the sidelines always wearing knit khakis?

And will kollege Koach Kolton Kharles kareer end up in the kaka?

[quote][R70]: no that’s Kolton Koach, Andrew’s current bf

Kudos, R 73. I'm glad we have that klear.

Why is Andrew dating a short fat little balding troll? Who cares if he’s a football koach. Like Andrew plays sports anyway, besides water.

[quote]Why is Andrew dating a short fat little balding troll?

$50 sez 8" and fat

It didn’t look 8” or that fat going out of Andrew’s hole.

^ not the same guy, is it? that guy was not ripped

R84 8, Rock hard and extreme endurance. He can blow out and bust Andy’s hot hole. That’s always a winning combination for AN.

Andrew's mussy will NOT be ignored!

You'd think people would learn by now... Every fucking time that infamous sex tape of AN is posted in a thread it sooner or later is shut down or paywalled. Can't some of you take a hint?

It was interesting to see that vid show up on Vidster with a work photo of him.

R91 oh that’s interesting. Was it advertising something?

He is fucking gross, dumb as hell, bi, and on steroids. You cunts have zero standards.

Oh, and also has a small dick.

R56 that isn't the only fish he is into.

R97 and he is still doing those pathetic face squints. There is nothing natural about this blind moron.

He looks like a completely different person in R97. What did he do to his face?

He looks like a Menudo brother.

He looks like the one without the big nose and horse face. Seriously, why is he Latinx now?

Compare his new face to the one in the OP. It’s not the same person.

Recent stunning transformation

AFter

He doesn’t seem to leave the PNW much anymore, perhaps he needs a new name and heaven knows he needs a complete rebranding.

The trans thing is new for him. Day 2 of Girlhood.

Primetime must be over; AGP thread is active again....

You lot keep slagging off AN, but yet keep posting links to any of his various accounts or otherwise giving him tons of PR. All of which puts money in his back pocket one way or another.

Is he revving up to do Drag Queen story hour?

less face and make-up and more hole, pls

You wish. Like he’d ever show hole to you.

No, you haven’t! He’s never shown hole!

^ Technically, we’ve seen his hole being invaded

But r118 is also right: we’ve never seen his hole, as in DL tradition, of being PRESENTED, the cavity gaping, unobstructed by any object including penis

^ To borrow an example from the ‘What’s the ass of your dream’, *this* is one of the ways that a hole can be said to have been properly presented, and seen:

Andrew hasn’t gifted us this present, yet

^ damn that thing charges by the axle

It’s the difference seeing a naked angel cake hole and seeing it all filled up with apple pie filling and frosting for Kwanzaa.

I loved how Miss AN was all hard n bothered when she was getting fucked.

The mark of a true bottom.

I would fuck him at the drop of a hat.

Kolton and friend, embracing nature

That’s kinda gross to get your seatbelt all sweaty like that.

Since we’re on the topic of Quite Big Tits, here’s Andrew’s latest

Is face is so frozen. He needs to relax on the Botox.

Throwback: apparent *this* particular pic was never posted when this almost-naked-with-sword bunch of photographs were released years ago

Also: the sword has since been stolen. Quite Jungian

A rare sight: in his Optometrist outfit

Gurls just wanna have Fun

Where are the rest of those almost-naked-with-sword photos? I'm normally "meh" about him--nice looking hut not my type--but something about that photo at r133 gets me hot and bothered.

R137: here’s one of the originals

Same era, but without the sword

Woohoo! Thank you R138, r139, r140!

You do good for humanity! Mwah!

I'd fuck him in a heartbeat.

If he’s going places, can he go to the store and get me a nestle crunch bar, enema bag, and some CONDOMS, Rose, CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS?

Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars

R145: ‘CONDOMS’? What’s that?

R147 Oh Fuck, I’d tap that in a heartbeat

R136 that's such a fucking turnoff! Drag is such a fucking cancer that got affiliated with gay men and gay culture. It needs to be left in the dump!

[quote] I’d tap that in a heartbeat

Now, see? That's where we differ. I hate to exercise but I LOVE to tap. But while I love to tap, I wouldn't necessarily tap THAT. Meanwhile, ask me about "Shortnin' Bread" and I'd tap that all day long! But you do you because love is love!

R149: Calm down, that’s just for one evening

Now here, this is the usual Andrew

Here’s another oldie - cheer up everyone!

That’s very unprofessional to be taking that assfie in the optometrist office’s bathroom. That’s a place of business, not his personal playground.

You can see his balls.

R153: yes he often uses this bathroom for his selfie, or as you wittily put it, assfie

But I don’t think it’s related to his office [which he doesn’t seem to have a permanent one anyway, constantly travelling for consultation]

I suspect it’s actually the *handicapped bathroom* of the gym he goes to

^ oh he always dresses very casually in the selfies/assfies, so it doesn’t seem like an office setup sorta thing

R149

Piss off terf with your PD you mindless basement quisling

R151 Ride that pool toy boy!

Instead of a dildo, he uses a pool noodle now.

Are they partying in a Quonset hut?

R160

She's heavy into the facial fillers these days

R163: Lolz I had to look up what a Quonset hut was. You learn something new everyday

I’m sure DLers from the Pacific Northwest area should be able to identify that club/bar

R165 Lol, if you were a gayling growing up in the mid Atlantic region during the 60s and 70s you were inundated with radio and TV commercials for the Ideal store, which was housed in a Quonset hut, which appeared in the ear worm jingle as well. So you knew what a Quonset hut was!

These little whores sure spend a lot of time in front of a camera.

Don’t any of them have jobs?

R165 Is it an unground sex club that only those in the know know about?

[quote] Instead of a dildo, he uses a pool noodle now.

Because it’s - Blown out and busted?

R169: sorry to disappoint, but it’s just a generic pic of a ‘Quonset hut’

R171 No, the actual mysterious club where they were at that you would not name and that only Seatllietes would know.

R172: OIC

I genuinely have no idea what/where that club is

But here’s a shirtless pic of one of the guys in the pic, @ulrichcrous

Enjoy!

R173 Damn, that is a tall boy, and those are some long legs. Bet he throws a mean fuck.

Daily Affirmation is important

^ is that recent?

Gurl has gotten too big and is starting to look like a jug-head.

R177 Don’t you mean Archie? KJ is ripped and muscular, Sprouse/Jughead is milquetoast and flabby? AN is a total Archie!

You're probably right, R178.

Who is that at R176? Is that AN? If so, she's getting too big IMHO.

R175 is Andrew and R176 is Kolton

And yes both are recent

^ thx

I'm having a blonde day today

R175 WTF - what the hell happened to his face.

Fillers, Botox, silicone, facelift, nip, tuck🪚🛠🔪✂️

He gets fucked with Cher’s “Believe” playing in the background in the video. lol

He shaves his entire body.

[quote] that isn't the only fish he is into.

What are you getting at?

It's a plug in hybrid. Funny, just like the owner!

R189 Isn’t AN run/fueled by a constant supply of copious amounts of fresh jizz.

I don’t think he has to pay for it though

WTH is he doing to his face with those fillers, the vain prick. He's entering Jocelyn Wildenstein territory

What did he graduate from? 👨🏼‍🎓

Wow, W. Flowers’ Madame comes to life!

R195: I don’t quite understand either - it’s something to do with Ophthalmology residency and the army

I really like the look of his back specifically, R8.

Did they get a 4-for-1 BOTOX Groupon at R198? Only the blond guy didn’t get it.

I never realized how short he is.

It's quite fun how he - after his pearl-clutching histrionics after the sex tape 'leak' - still has chosen to leave his barebacking vidoes up on one of the most easily accessible platforms. What a disingenuous whore.

Videos? How many are there? Anything new we haven’t seen?

Just the same old same old I’m afraid

What’s that white discoloring on his taint? He looks like a spotted cow with all those discoloration splotches all over.

R210: I believe the discolouration is caused more by less than ideal lighting and the low resolution of the clip than anything else

What cute regional accent is this?

Throwback: Sunny day with a haircut

Isn’t he coming out of seclusion to show off his Pride outfits and who his fuck buddies are for the festivities?